After Hidan was done sacrificing the mail man, he dug through his bag, murmuring a few choice words as he trashed the mail that wasn't his. He came upon a strange black envolope and ripped it open.
To the fifth hokage, the Akatsuki leader, and Sasuke
I am conducting a reality television show and would like the members of Akatsuki, the Konoha Eleven and Sasuke to participate. The teams will win fabulous prizes based on what they desire. If the Konoha Eleven (and Sasuke) win, they will receive a living Akatsuki member to torture as they please! Sasuke, if you plan on joining you could influence your teammates to pick a certain brother of yours. If the Akatsuki win, they will get Naruto's tailed beast! The contestants will be put through various physical and mental challenges. The rules will be explained to each team by a neutral party host. Come join the fun!
If you agree to particape have everyone put a small amount of blood on this letter so they can be summoned to the location. Make sure the eliminated people tune in Friday nights to see who wins!
"What the fuck," he whispered. "Hey asshead! Look what I found in this little shit's bag!"
Tsunade read the strange letter carefully, Shizune hovering over her shoulder, reading along. "You can't be considering this," Shinuze asked. "If the Akatsuki get their hands on Naruto, who knows what will happen."
"If he hears about this, there is no way he's going to let me say no. Especially since Sasuke might be there."
Sasuke finished reading the letter and carefully considered his options. I can get Itachi just like that but I might loose Naruto, he thought to himself. Sasuke smirked, either way it's win-win.
The Akatsuki leader read the strange letter over.
"Hidan found it on his latest victim," Kakuzu stated. "I think it's too ridiculous to be a trap. Also, the ninetails is Itachi's target, only natural he should risk his life for it."
Pein nodded his head in agreeing. "I'll summon everyone else." Pein did a few hand signs and everyone's hologram appeared in the room. "We are going on a reality tv show. Pack your bags and meet in the base on
the outskirts of Ame. Zetsu, it would be best if you brought your subordinate along." Pein dematerialized them before any complaints could be made.
"Almost too easy," Hidan laughed.
The Konaha eleven stood around the Hokage's office. "I received a letter today," Tsunade stated, holding said letter up. "Saying they want you to compete in a reality tv show." Cheers of happiness, and Shikamaru's sighing, spread through the group but were quickly cut off by Tsunade slamming her fist on the table. "Don't be so happy, it's an S-rank mission with high stakes. The wager, Naruto. The prize, Itachi and hopefully Sasuke. It's a show that will test your limits as ninja against the dangerous criminals of Akatsuki." The group shuffled a bit, not knowing what to say.
"I'm in," Naruto stated. "I made a promise to get Sasuke back, not matter what."
"Well," Sakura spoke. "If Naruto's in, I am."
"Me too!"
"Its a pain but whatever."
"Lets do it!"
"The power of youth won't let us down!"
Tsunade smiled as the rest of the group agreed to be part of the insane plan. She knew it was a long shot. She knew it would test all of their abilities. She knew they could do it.
A/N's- Short intros, deal. Sorry it started off on a semi-serious note. It will get funnier, hopefully. Warnings for possible oocness (or following cliches too much) for the Konaha ninja, Sasuke, guest hosts basically everyone not in Akatsuki. I'm not used to writing them, but I'll try!