Welcome to the first episode of "Life According to Tyson"! This episode is Tyson's point of view of Aasha getting sprayed by a skunk. ENJOY!

Aasha and I were outside of our shared house. She was reading something while I was basking in the sun. I was relaxing, drinking my pita colada and eating my cubed pineapples. Suddenly, I heard little pittering and pattering. Then I looked over and saw a skunk, ready to aim at me.

I was so scared, but I tried not to scream. From my past experiences with skunks, I know that screaming would make it worse. I needed Aasha.

"Aasha….." I started, nervously. Immediately, she looked over at me, and at the corner of her eye, she saw the skunk that was ready to spray. Then, suddenly, she pushed me out of the way. I ended up far way from the skunk and her. That's when it happened.

The skunk sprayed Aasha, not me.

Aasha coughed a couple times, and then the realized that the skunk had got her.

I was surprised. Aasha sprayed me. I couldn't believe this was happening. In TV shows and movies, similar things happened. There's always that one person that is in some kind of danger; a rushing vehicle about to hit someone, for instance. Then that heroic person pushes the other guy out o danger and then let they let themselves get hurt, just to protect the other person.

I ran over to Aasha. I hoped she was okay.

"Aasha!" I yelled, still scared. "Are you- WOAH!" I suddenly yelled, holding my nose tightly. "That skunk got you good, didn't it?" She nodded.

With the help of Jose and Monty, we were able to get Aasha inside. I could tell that she was embarrassed, but I understood. We put her in the tub and helped her wash up. She liked it.

"Don't feel bad, amigo." Jose said to Aasha in his Mexican accent. "We all made that mistake." "Yeah," I added. "Remember when I got sprayed 3 times in one day?" Aasha smiled. Monty growled.

After a few more soap rubs, Jose sniffed Aasha, but she still smelled. "We'll give you another one later."

"Can't I just use perfume?" she asked.

"Pepper ate it." I replied.

"Couldn't it kill you?"

"I don't know, ask Pepper."

She said nothing.

Later on, I found Aasha sitting in a corner singing a slow, sad tune. I could immediately tell that she was sad.

"What's wrong, Aasha?" I asked.

"Eh, its nothing."

"Come on, Aasha, tell me."

"I don't wanna."

"Upset about being sprayed?"

"Well, yeah."

I sat down next to her. "Y'know," I said. "You saved me."

She smiled.

Later, Jose and I bathed Aasha again. At this point, I just wanted Aasha to smell better.

"Jose, sniff Aasha to see if she smells better." I said. Jose took a big whiff of her. "Well?" Jose smiled. "All good." he said.

Immediately, I ran up to Aasha and hugged her tightly. "You don't know how long I've waited to hug you!" I squealed. Aasha smiled. When she got out, I crawled into her lap and purred happily. (Don't worry, this is completely normal. Aasha and I are "siblings". Well not really. I told Aasha one day that my brother Dylan died when I was young, and she felt bad, so now we're like brother and sister.) Aasha once again smiled. I fell asleep on her lap purring. She pet me and said, "Sleep well, my lil bro."

Thanks for watching (reading) episode 1 one "Life According to Tyson"! The next episode will be called "The Vase" Sounds a bit boring, right? WRONG! Its epically awesome, but a teensy bit violent. Anyway, bye bye!

Pennussellshipper out!