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Hey all it's been a while since I posted anything and I wanted to let everyone know that I am not dead, nor have I given up on 'This Divide', I have simply been very busy trying to find a job (need to pay that rent) and get a lot of other things done. At any rate I am almost done polishing chapter 6, so you can expect to see it soon.
So… Why do something like this? Simple, I think it was funny as hell to do something a little different, all the reason I need. The feat for this is 'American Boy' by Estelle, enjoy!
~WhiteWinterDragon
'Demacian Boy'
(Garen P.O.V)
The number one recipe for champion pound
Is me and Katarina just spinning around.
We are the most deadly couple in the League right now
Just spin to win, enemy team shut down.
Bet they can't even put a dent on me
With my 300 armor and 5k HP
Watch how they all try to run away
Good luck I have swift boots and a Deadman's plate
(Katarina P.O.V)
Use Tp and join me for a gank botlane
You can emote spam your taunt while we kill their Vayne
Tower-diving Thresh too, no problem for you.
You'll be my Demacian Boy.
He said, hey Katarina
I'll be peeling for ya.
I just met this 6 foot 7 guy who's just my type.
People are always hatin'
Say his sword is compensating
You mock his big ass armor, but I know what's underneath it.
And I better ping for MIA
This Akali's on constant roam cause I butchered her in lane.
Now she's really tilting
Says I'm a zero skill champ
Just like my Demacian Boy
Demacian Boy.
Come down river and help me push up the mid lane
Tank the turret like a boss and just walk away
Look at your health regen
Already got full health again
That is my Demacian Boy
Demacian Boy.
Got their second tower
Now it's time for dragon
After that let's ward river so we're prepared for Baron.
Lee and Jayce tried to gank me, thought I was in trouble
But then my boy jumped out the bush and we turned it to a double.
Got your Warmogs, now what's left to buy?
Guardian Angel's useless cause you cannot really die.
Dancing that dance
Doing those hand-stands
I'm liking this Demacian Boy
Demacian Boy.
Going for the nexus you're gonna end this game
Villains flee to fountain when they hear your name
GG and well played, time to get laid
Now that is my Demacian Boy
Demacian Boy.
A/N: And that's all I got. I have no explanation for this other than I had to take a really long bus ride and it just happened. Hope you enjoyed it, feel free to leave a comment I'd love to hear your thoughts, cheers all hope you are enjoying summer.
~WhiteWinterDragon