Before we start, this is my first fanfiction! and my first loud house fanfiction at that! lets get this started everyone! :3 I want to test out my dark writing, so lets try darkening something that's light-hearted! How smart of me XD
It is said, that you should be careful for what you wish for, you should look before you leap, or that sometimes, what you want isn't what you need...well here's a more...Exaggerated version of those simple, and feeble morals, this is the story of Lincoln Loud, and how his rash and reckless wish led to a big problem.
Chapter 1: An offer that he can't refuse.
It was a normal Saturday in the Loud House, which for the loud family, a day of chaos for the kids, and a day of work for the parents, especially at the start of the day, where Lincoln's sisters were prepping in the bathroom, brushing teeth, combing hair, and so on and so forth, luckily, Lincoln came prepared for this, going to his room with a toothbrush with some toothpaste and a cup, he sighed as it was clear that he has to muster through the day with the bathroom occupied for like, the first two hours of the day. it was like a ritual to him, something that he can bear with, he was struggling to keep up his positive attitude, with a small smile on his face, it was time to do his daily...Talk I suppose?
"Living with Ten Sisters can be a bit of a pain in the neck, they can usually be a obstacle or a problem." Lincoln said...to us...as he finished brushing his teeth.
"I mean, being t'he only boy out of eleven, I'm bound to be targeted when something goes-" our Hero was quickly interrupted by one of his sisters, more specifically, the oldest of the loud kids, Lori Loud, the semi-rude, semi-condescending, and phone-focused Older Sister.
"Hey Twerp! did you step in my room again!?" Lori Loud said as she glared at Lincoln, immediately Lincoln went defensive, not wanting to face the fury of his sister, especially for something that he hasn't even done.
"Lori! I didn't! I was just talk-" Lincoln tried his utter best to defense himself, but it was clear that he wasn't winning this argument.
"Yes you were Lincoln! I-..." Lori suddenly heard some knocking on the front door, she scoffed at Lincoln as she then answered the door, not before saying.
"I'll get the door, but we're not done here twerp." She hissed nastily as Lincoln sighed in relief, but then, suddenly, he frowned.
"Now...who REALLY stepped in her room?" Lincoln said as he went to the first pair of sister's, wanting some answers.
"Hey Lola! Lana! did either of you tw-" Lincoln was interrupted with a mudball to the face, followed by the tomboyish Lana laughing at our white-haired hero.
"Grrr! guys! c'mon! did either of you two trepassed in Lori's room?" Lincoln once again asked as Lola and Lana laughed as they went back to their infighting, Lincoln sighed in response as he turned to the other room, finding the two slightly more older sisters, Lynn and Lucy, Lucy wasn't at her room right now, in fact...Lynn wasn't in room at all too...Lincoln placed a finger on his chin as he noticed that their room was completely sisterless.
"Well that's weird...where's Lu-"
"Right here Lincoln." Lucy said at the corner of Lincoln's eyes, he yelped loudly in response as Lucy's sudden appearance which nevertheless startled the White-hair Loud Boy.
"Please don't do that Lucy..." Lincoln said, clearly not used to Lucy's ability to suddenly appear without a problem, Before Lincoln could say more, he was immediately hit in the face with a football.
"Head's up!" Lynn said as Lincoln pulled the plaything out of his face, Lincoln immediately frowned as Lynn giggled from Lincoln's inability to catch a ball that was coming straight at him.
"Oh my god Lincoln! you need to work on your catching skill!" She said with a quick laugh before she went back to throwing her football,
"Alright then...I mean, it could've been Leni...since you know, she's Lori's roommate." Lincoln said to himself as suddenly Luna came up to him with headphones in hand.
"Hey Bro! you got to hear this! This jam is absolutely sick!" The rocker girl said as without Lincoln's permission slapped the headphones on Lincoln's ears, immediately the boy started to winced as the music was good, but it was ear-bleedingly loud.
"Ahhh! To loud! Make it stop!" He said as tried to find a way to lower the volume.
"What do you mean bro? To Loud is what defines the Loud Family! But I understand what rock can do to a newblood" She said as she took the headphones off of Lincoln, causing him to sigh in relief. Lincoln seemed to be getting a little...ticked off...It was clear that his boiling point was being tested. so, he believe having breakfast will calm him down, maybe a nice egg breakfast will do?
He went to the kitchen and there he saw his second-oldest sister Leni, she was busy making a smoothie, but her easily-guidable attention went to Lincoln.
"Hey Linc! How are you?" She said with a smile as she was unwittingly adding in raw eggs into the blender.
"Okay I guess...wait Leni! you can't put raw eggs in your smoothies! they have Salmonella!" Lincoln said as he got ahold of the unblended smoothie, Leni gasped in response, but it was more of a gasp of 'brilliance' rather than a gasp of surprise.
"Is Salmonella a blend of Salmon and Nutella?! That's like amazing! Thanks Lincoln for the tip! " Leni said as she took back the unblended mixture, in fact, she added two more eggs to her smoothie mixture before it blended.
"...why do I even bother..." Lincoln said as Leni took a sip of her Salmonella Smoothie, sighing happily from the taste of it, not knowing of the side effects of the smoothie later.
"Hey Twerp! some guy wants to see you." Lori said as she went back to her room, presumably to bar it even more so, Lincoln sighed from how bad his day is going.
"How can this day get ANY worse..." Lincoln tempted as he went to answer the front door, it was someone...completely different to what Lincoln was expecting...
"Hello new potential customer! my name is...Unimportant for now, what is important though is that you seem like you're having an Unpleasant day! hehe!" The Stranger said to our white-haired hero, he was tall, real tall, about seven feet tall at least, his voice was naturally squeaky but it seemed to be captivating and very trust-worthy, he wore this long coat black coat that completely covered his whole body to the point that it seemed like he didn't have any arms, excluding his head which was shadowed by the long and tall black top hat he wore, despite his pale skin and yellow-tinted eyes, he had a...rather friendly smile on his face.
Lincoln was of course suspicious...he was very savvy with stuff like Strangers offering something...So he responded with the usual way.
"Thanks but no thanks, whatever stuff your selling is not needed in this house-" Lincoln was interrupted by the weird Stranger.
"I'm not selling anything! Dearest Lincoln Loud of the Loud Household! I just...want to give you a gift..." The Stranger said, something that raised Lincoln's interest, he looked back to his sisters, who were in a state of chaos, Lori was talking to her boyfriend on the phone, Leni was busy painting her nails, while drinking her Salmonella shake, Luna was doing a sick guitar solo, Luan was busy playing with her ventriloquist dummy, Lisa was testing with some chemicals, Lucy was no where to be found, Lynn was busy biking through the house, Lana and Lola were playing with each-other.
"What kind of gift?" Lincoln said to the mysterious stranger, he giggled softly in response, it was clear that he was elated by the fact that Lincoln was interested to begin with.
"Yes! a Gift...may I come in? A hot day wears and tears on me, no matter with suit or without or cloak for that matter hehe!..." The Stranger said...Lincoln looked at his sisters once more...they'll probably won't notice a seven-foot tall cloak-wearing Stranger being in his room.
"Let us start with...Introductions...my name is Herman Needful...Would you like a cookie?" The Stranger now named Herman said as he offered a chocolate chip cookie to Lincoln, the two were in Lincoln's room, despite Herman's height, he was able to get conformtable.
"No thanks...but is that the gift you were talking about?" Lincoln asked, Herman giggled as he shook his head.
"No no no...my gift is...this..." suddenly, the cloak-bearing stranger withdrew his cookie and instead brandished a form, a brochure to be exact, it was well-made and not at all fishy.
"Your sisters...are a pain yes? They cause you suffering, a lot of anguish hehe! Well...how about some medicine then to soothe that pain yes?" Herman said as Lincoln started to read the brochure, it was a free vacation trip, to some kind of ancient but beautiful looking castle-like mansion in the middle of the forests of Michigan, it was nice looking, beautiful interior, excellent exterior.
"I used to...be like you...Hehe! I had seven other brothers...They would always bully me or dislike me..." Herman handed Lincoln the brochure as he then withdrew his hand.
"So, I took them all to this Mansion, the people who ran the place, called it Mansion Del Luna...And they had the time of there life! it was so amazing! they all loved me after that...I want to share this gift...I want to share this gift that makes your family love you even more so." Herman said with a soft smile as Lincoln read more into, apparently, there was an in-door pool, a full staff of butlers, chefs and maids that are there to cater to everyone's needs, a nearby waterfront where the water is clear as crystal, a mini-golf course that seemed to exemplify fun, it seemed to good to be true.
"Think of me...as a Santa Claus, I offer this heaven on earth, for no price, I just want to share some of the spirit that I possess! hehe!" Herman said as he giggled again...Lincoln was in a state of deep thought, he was unsure, it simply sounded to good to be true, there is obviously a catch to this offer.
"Wait...but my pare-" he was then shushed by the Tall Stranger, withdrawing his hand from his cloak as he placed a hushing finger on Lincoln's mouth
"Don't worry...I'll notify them...hehe! I have their phone numbers...do not worry Lincoln Loud." Lincoln was now even more unsure, how could this random stranger know his parent's phone numbers?
"Here is some proof hehe! Similar to a Phonebook...I know a lot of phone numbers..." Herman said to Lincoln, seemingly ending his question as the tall mysterious stranger brandished his parents phone numbers.
"Look Herman...thanks for the offer...but no thanks...I just...I mean, me and my sisters already had a vacation trip...And I'm not exactly sure that they'll like a place like that..." Lincoln was starting to get a little nervous, Herman simply smiled in a understanding way, giving the White-haired Loud some form of ease.
"Need time to think about it? here is my card..." he withdrew his hand and brandished a small red card, containing Herman's name, and his phone number, Lincoln looked at the card with some suspicion.
"I will take my leave...But remember this Lincoln Loud of the Loud Household...If you want the Lion to calm down, you must remove the thorn from its paw...In this case...a ten-headed Lion." Herman said with another smile as he exited Lincoln's room, tipping his long and tall top hat as he took his leave, leaving Lincoln alone with his thoughts.
"Well then...that was weird..." Lincoln said as he looked at Herman's calling card and the Mansion Del Luna Brochure, it seemed to good to be true, a way to make his sisters happy and himself happy too? It was a perfect place for he and his sisters can enjoy...And they will all like Lincoln more if he was the one that given them such a great time.
"Ehh...I don't think the Louds need another vacation..." Lncoln said as he was about to throw the brochure and calling card away, that was until his room door knocked, Lincoln sighed, as it was clear that he may has to deal with all of his sisters...He opened the door as he said in a tired voice.
"What did I do wrong this time?" Lincoln said as all of his sisters were at his front door, all except Leni...
"Well you got Leni sick! Luan saw you watch Leni add raw eggs into her smoothie! how could you just watch one of your sisters get sick!?" Lori said with a glare, her sisters followed suit...Lincoln closed the door and locked it, not wanting to hear their nagging and bickering, Lincoln still had the two items in hand...He took a deep breath, he went back to his door and opened it.
"How could yo-" Lori was interrupted by Lincoln Himself.
"WAIT! Before you all get mad at me...I got something amazing for you all!" Lincoln said, this peeked some of his sisters interests.
"Wait what do you mean Amazing Bro?" Luna was the first to ask, wantng to know what the White-Haired Loud was talking about.
"Hey hey! He's still in trouble everyone!" Lori said as an attempt to control the loud sisters from Lincoln's tactics.
"Wait, amazing as in funny amazing? or just amazing amazing?" Luan asked skeptically as several of the loud sisters began to converse with each other, Lori groaned from the lack of priority.
"FINE! what is it Lincoln? what is this 'amazing' thing you have for all of us?" Lori asked with a glare, Lincoln drew a bead of sweat before answering.
"Well...Its like this free all-expense trip to this amazing-mansion! See for yourself!" he said as he handed Lori the brochure, her glare was still there, but she read the brochure studiously, her glare slowing turning into something of a look of excitement.
"Wow...that actually does sound kind of fun..." Lori said as some of the other Loud Sisters looked into the brochure.