All right, I know what you may be thinking.
You actually got fat?
That's like so gross.
You're weird.
Well honestly I never recall asking for your opinion, so next time stuff it.
Stuff it the same way I always stuffed my mouth with food. But!...
Ah you see, already judging again. I stuffed for good reasons you see. Now if there are no more interruptions, let me begin the truestory on how I got fat.
( I saw that judgy look on your face )