Disclaimer: I own nothing of the avp series, or any series related to avp.
My name is 29X, My friends call me Experiment, Today i will tell you How to befriend a wild xenomorph.
Items you will need-
1. A human arm.
2. Xenomorph Insurance.
3. Lots of guts.
Step 1-
*Approach a Xenomorph with caution, They are sensitive to sudden movement, But remember you are risking your life by following this guide...
Step 2-
*When your at about tail lengths away from the alien, Slowly get to your knees and bring out a Human Arm to give to the alien, If done correctly the alien will slowly come towards you to take it,
Don't freak if it takes the arm quickly or you may get eaten next.
Step 3-
*Once the alien has been fed and feels more comfortable with you near by, Slowly put your hand towards its head as a sign of trust, Be cautious that the alien doesn't take a bite out of your hand.
Step 4-
*Put your hand on the aliens head, This is hard for those who have xenophobia.
Step 5-
*Give the xenomorph a Hug and pray that it wont kill you.
*This guide is for crazy people, Do not attempt in real life*
(This story was inspired by my two close friends Teagan & David)