Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.

AN: Hi its me KingHollow666 this is my first story although ive been reading other stories for about 2 years now. i realy enjoy naruto and have had alot of ideas and i wanted to share my vision with others So here we go!

DUMP-DUMP...DUMP-DUMP...DUMP-DUMP... A young man with shaggy magneta hair lays the cold ground "UUggghh where the hell am I?" The boy looked around and seen he was in a cave that was completly missing a ceilling. The red-head's memory started to flow into his mind as he remembered his final battle... the place where he had died... his tomb. "Why am i alive I thought i was dead,no I was dead Grandmother and that pink headed little brat finished me... so...why am i alive? No matter I need to get back to leader-samma and let him know im still alive." As Sasori attemted to rise he notticed his body wasnt responding. "What the hell" the scorpion muttered. He once again attemted to get up but his body once again ignored him. "Why am i not moving? Am i not using enough chakra? Or am i out of chakra! DANM IT AM I STUCK HERE UNTILL SOMEONE FINDS ME!" As his temper flared his arm shot up and fell back to the ground with a hard smack. "Ahhhgg that hurt! WAIT! that hurt." With the sudden realization Sasori willed his head to rise and saw his arm that was now bleeding from a small cut. "Im human again? But How?" "Ugghh nows not the time, I have to get up and get out of here." And with those wordsthe scorpion of the red sand rose to his feet. "Danm it that took more energy than i thought." The pupeteer stumbled twords a fallen scroll and scooped it up and read the name Salamander. "Hmph, never thought i would have to use this again." With a smirk on his face Sasori unleashed the giant salamander puppet. the red-head climbed abored the contraption and lowerd the lid and marched the puppet to Amegakure.

Amagakure

"TOBI GIVE ME THE FUCKIN REMOTE YOU KNOW DANM WELL MY SHOW IS ON!" Screamed the homicidal jashinist.

"But Tobi wants to watch Dragon tales c'mon Hidan Tobi's been a good boy!"

"FUCK DRAGON TALES GIVE ME THE DANM REMOTE!"

"Hidan shut up, im trynig to count the money" Kakuzu stated interupting the jashinist.

"SUCK IT KAKUZU IM TRYNNA WATCH FINAL DESTINATION!"

"Fuck that its shark week." Kisame responded

"Why does everyone always argue about t.v unn?" Deidara complained

"Hey itachi don't you think we should watch shark week?" Asked Kisame

"Don't drag me into this Kisame."

As the Akatsuki living room was plunged into madness Konan and the leader Pein came out of the later's office."What the hell is going on in here!" Peins voice boomed

"Hidan is not letting Tobi watch his dragon tails." Tobi whined

"To hell with your dragon tails its time that we seal 2-tails, an-" Pein was cut of by an abruppt knock on the door. Deidara rose from the couch to answer the door only to find his former partner.

"SASORI NO DANNA!" Deidara cryed as he grabbed his original partner into a hug.

"OW that hurts Deidara." The blond backed away as he noticed that his Danna was no longer a puppet.

"Danna but how?" Deidara asked.

" I don't know i just woke up and i was human."

"Its good to have you back Sasori" Pein said looking surprised of Sasori's return

"Thank you leader-samma." The puppeter replied.

"OH! OH! OH! so your the Sasori my sempai has been telling Tobi about HI IM Tobi." cheered as he held out his hand to greet the red-head. Sasori was ready to take the childish Akatsuki's hand untill he notice his ring on Tobis thumb. In fit of rage Sasori grabbed tobi by the wrist and yanked him twords himself and deliverd a vicious punch to Tobi's face. The masked man fell to the floor sobing and holding his mask. Sasori did not stop and gave another puch to Tobi's head. The angry pupet master then grabbed Tobi's hand and yanked the ring off his thumb, Sasori then stormed up the stairs and into Tobi's room then came back at the top of the staircase with all of Tobi's things and threw them down the stairs. He then returned to the room and slamed the door shut.

"DAAAAYYYYUUUMMM TOBI YOU GOY KNOCKE THE FUCK OUT!" Hidan chuckled only to recieve a smack to the head by Kakuzu. Tobi laid sniffling in Konan's arms. Konan looked up at Pein who had a sour look on his face she looked back at the masked man and thought "Sasori what have you done?"

Well thats the first chapter hope you enjoyed it please review peace!