Alex as Head of MI6 + Eagle = Puppies?

Ok, so this idea just sprang into my head. Although, partial credit must go to Bookdancer for helping it along. In this, Blunt was fired, Jones retired, Crawley became head, and Alex deputy. Warning: OOC and craziness

Disclaimer:

Me: Ok Wolf, you're doing the disclaimer.

Wolf: Why should I listen to you?

Me: Because I said so.

Wolf: That's no reason.

Alex: How about because I order you to?

Wolf: Who died and made you Head of MI6?

Alex: John Crawley, actually. Now do it or you're fired.

Wolf: grumbles Fine. Anthony Horowitz owns Alex Rider, not authorwannabe101.

Alex: You're fired.

Wolf: What? I did it!

Alex: You took too long. Now, you'll be my personal foot massager.

Wolf: But-

Alex: No buts. Now on with this crazy story.

Wolf, Eagle, and Snake were all at their shared apartment when Fox popped in groaning.

"Fox? What's the matter? Have you been hurt?" Snake asked worriedly, ever the medic.

"No," Fox moaned. "Even worse."

"What do you mean?" Eagle asked excitedly.

"I mean that Alex has been made the Head of MI6." Fox replied, making a face.

"What?" Wolf asked in disbelief. "But he's only sixteen! And what happened to Crawley?"

"He died." Fox said simply, talking over Snake who cried, "No! The world is going to end!" dramatically.

"Wrong! It will become a better place!" Alex cried as he burst through the door and added, "By the way, Ben, you're the new Deputy Head of MI6."

"Woohoo! Party time!" Fox cried.

"No no no no..." Wolf and Snake chanted. This couldn't be happening!

"Hey Cub!" Eagle cried, "Can you make a pony have puppies?"

"Sure!" Alex cried while Snake protested, "That isn't biologically possible!"

"Smithers!" Alex cried into his phone. "Get a mare and a whatever you call a male dog! Figure out how they can have puppies!"

"Alex, my boy, I don't know if that is possible, but I will do anything for you!"

"Great!" Alex answered Smithers.

They then all waited impatiently for news until, twenty minutes later, Alex got a phone call.

"Alex, my boy, I have done it! I have made a mare have puppies!"

"Oh, Alex, I can't believe you did this for me!" Eagle wept. "Can I have one?"

"Of course, out-of-your-mind-soldier. It would be my pleasure to give you one."

"Who are you calling out-of-your-mind?" Wolf muttered while Snake cried, "Alex, you need to see someone before you get worse!"

Continued Disclaimer:

Wolf: Authorwannabe101 is crazy.

Me: I heard that and take it as a compliment. Now, do Alex's feet.

Alex: Oh, yes, please.

Wolf: Fine, where are your feet?

-Alex puts his feet in Wolf's lap.-

Alex: Right here.