As I first stepped on to Tutorial Island, I realized that I had a lot to learn. Cutting wood, fishing, mining, casting spells, praying? Yea Gods!! I felt as if the guides were laughing at me as they gave me instructions; I know for sure they told their buddies at the pub later that night about the newbie who would only survive two minutes in Lumbridge. After teleporting from Tutorial Island to Lumbridge, I realized that the castle was surrounded by cutthroats, thugs, and weirdoes. All I wanted to do was go on a quest to prove my worth as a person, and it took me twenty minutes to find someone who could tell me where to find some excitement. So, I headed off to find the cook, and as I meandered aimlessly with no direction, I saw two fellows having a brawl right there in front of the castle! I was out of my depth, so to speak, and realized that I should be armed. With my bow and arrow in hand, I approached the cook, not knowing whether he would send me on a quest, or slit my throat with a paring knife. Thankfully, he was not a rogue and gave me a noble adventure to go upon: find him some flour and eggs so he can make some bread. Ah, I thought, an easy first task that will make me a handsome salary to pursue later glories. He gave me some rough directions, and I was off running….then, I accidentally walked near a jail and was viciously attacked by a guard!!!! I was murdered in cold blood by some lousy public servant who must have mistaken me for an ingrate. Well , I tried my best to help the poor cook, but in a dog-eat-dog town like Lumbridge, no one is safe.