1. Unlimited cups of coffee

2. Wrestling matches to see who has to make it next

3. You always win

4. Tweek's pout is really cute

5. ...Did you just write that out loud

6. No one flips each other off

7. Except for you of course

8. Someone has to carry on the family tradition

9. There's no drama

10. "Gah! Underpants gnomes!"

11. Never mind

12. Tweek has a phobia of heights

13. You get to be top bunk

14. You tease him about it

15. Again, Tweek's pout is really cute

16. You get to comfort him afterwards

17. You get to hug him

18. Tweek is really warm

19. Tweek is like a human vibrator

20. You talk for most of the night

21. You go to sleep really late

22. Tweek wakes you up asking for you to sleep with him

23. Underpants gnomes could get him if you weren't there to protect him

24. You blush and hope he doesn't see

25. It's too dark for him to see anyway

26. You hope

27. You get to sleep in his bed with him

28. Tweek is really warm

29. Tweek is like a human vibrator

30. You spend ages thinking good things about Tweek

31. You watch as he falls asleep

32. You watch as he sleeps

33. Tweek doesn't twitch when he sleeps

34. You kiss his forehead

35. You think you see his mouth twitch in one corner

36. You listen to his quiet and soft snores

37. Tweek's snores are really cute

38. Wait have you written that before

39. No you're good keep going

40. You flip off the gnomes when they come in

41. You smile when they see you, scream and run away

42. Nobody messes with Craig Tucker

43. Or Tweek Tweak

44. Not on your watch

45. You smile

46. You smile a lot when you are at Tweek's house

47. You smile a lot when he is around your house

48. You smile a lot when you are hanging out with Tweek

49. in conclusion, you smile a lot around Tweek

50. You smile again

51. You wake up the next day at 11am

52. Tweek's parents never wake him up

53. Tweek needs the sleep

54. They leave him to wake up when he wants

55. Tweek's parents are cool

56. Tweek's bed head hair is really cute

57. You tell him this

58. You watch as Tweek blushes

59. You grin as he drinks the coffee his Mum made and left for him on his bedside table

60. She didn't really make a coffee and leave it for him on his bedside table

61. You laugh as he spits out the beverage he made last night

62. (Which he hadn't finished drinking)

63. Tweek's pout is really cute

64. Can you get a world record tracker for how many times you say that please

65. You go behind Tweek as you go downstairs

66. Tweek has a fine ass

67. Time flies when you're having fun

68. You hug Tweek goodbye

69. He kisses you on the cheek

70. In front of your parents

71. You now have a reason to flip them off

72. Why are they wearing those smug, we-know-all faces? And why are they winking at each other?

73. You sigh

74. You get in the car

75. You sigh again

76. You love sleepovers at Tweek's house

77. Or maybe you just love Tweek

78. "Mum, Dad, when can I have Tweek for a sleepover next?"


I loved writing this :) I may do a '78 things Tweek loves about sleepovers with Craig' next, if you want. Please review! :c