Disclaimer: I don't own Harry and co. nor do I own skittles or llamas.

A/N: To anyone who actually knows me- parts of this might seem familiar from lunch or P.E. other parts are just the products of a sugar high.

Feb. 1

Today, I told Moony, Prongs, and Wormtail about the llamas that run rampant around my brain. Prongs asked me if they were lemon flavored skittle llamas, but I don't think, so I think they are grape flavored skittle llamas. Moony just rolled his eyes and returned to the book he was reading. Wormtail, well actually I can't remember telling him. Anyway LLAMAS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!! James stop reading over my shoulder, that is so annoying!!! The llamas will bite off your head!!! Anyway back to the llamas and their plan to take over the world- they are prepared to wait till after Voldemort take over the wizarding world then use brainwashing and bribery with cookies to infiltrate the ranks of the death eaters, bite off Voldemort's head then use their newfound power as the Dark Llamas (cause on llama culture if you kill the leader you get to take over) to take over the Ministry-or at least that is what they told me. Then again they cant always be trusted because they told me to believe a fortune cookie that said the whole wizarding world would believe that I had betrayed my best friend to Voldemort and had to spend many years in Azkaban as a result only to become the first person ever to successfully break out. Oh, I wrote a lot today but I have to go feed the llamas that secretly live in the forbidden forest and could get food for themselves but they prefer firewhisky and hashbrown casserole.

Feb. 2

The llamas thought of a perfect prank! I told James and he said that someone important once said you shouldn't listen to the voices in your head: but since when do we listen to important people? We are going to pull it off tomorrow.

Feb. 3

There is now a herd of wild llamas running around the great hall. The dungeons have been turned into a giant ice skating rink and since none of the Slytherins can skate they are all stuck down there. Pink flamingos are attacking everyone whose last name starts with a D, P, M or S. (Don't ask how we chose letters). The Transfiguration classroom is now a giant volleyball court and all the schools water has been transfigured into rum. (I wanted to turn it into firewhisky but Lily was the one who knew the spell, and she said it had something to do with a muggle movie about a Captain Jack someone or another.)

Feb. 5

SKITTLES ARE THE BEST THING TO COME ALONG SINCE PORTABLE WANDS!!!!!!!!!! Lily was telling me about a commercial, which is something that muggles watch on their T.V. s and she was telling me how are the skittle commercials ended with "Taste the rainbow." So I made skittles rain down from the ceiling in the great hall. Some people just ran but some got the point and started eating, I had 568,797 skittles myself. I even saw one person running through the halls yelling "TASTE THE RAINBOW"

Feb. 10

Prongs rather liked my idea with the skittles so he decided to try the same thing with lemons. More people ran this time but a couple asked what we were supposed to do with lemons. James said, "When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice in your enemies eyes." I told him that it would be better to use the lemons for juggling cause then if you drop them they hit someone's head (if there is anyone stupid enough to stand near you while you are juggling lemons) AND you get to practice juggling. James want to read this, but the llamas told me not to let him because it contains their secret plans for taking over the world. In fact they told me that I had to burn it so no one could get a hold of their plans. So, I guess I won't be writing anymore. Oh well.

A/N: please review with any helpful harmful just plain stupid comments or flames or sugar high-induced reviews. Please the llamas might not kill you when they take over the world if you do.!