So one day Danny, Sam and Tucker were at the nasty burger like there always are and for some odd reason Danny walks up to Star and is using the oldest pick up lines to try to pick her up and he's smirking worse than one of Johnny 13's legendary smirks. so anyways Danny eventually asks Star your place or mine? she quickly responds how about neither, Freak. she then storms off as quickly as possible.
So after Star's rejection his cold blue eyes stumble apon who else but Paulina. so Danny walks over to where Paulina is sitting and leans against an empty chair. with a smirk he asks is this seat taken? Her light Latina voice responded no that seat isn't taken, but if you sit down this seat will also be available. The sharp stab of two rejections in a row by two of the prettiest girls at his school hurt like a bitch, so he went back to his seat with Sam and Tucker. but then Sam decides she needs to tell Danny something.
You know Danny one of these days your going to walk into a bar and flirt with every girl inside and if and when that happens after awhile they will notice and they all will go after you and gang beat you to a bloody pulp. Then they will throw you in a ditch then cut your dick off and shove it up your ass.
The look on his face was priceless a mixture of shock and horror never in his life did he expect that from his best friend. Even Tucker was staring back at them wide eyed and mouth wide open.
yay! finally done with my first one shot sort of story anyways I'm sorry if this kinda sucked I had to re re type it because right when I was going to submit this fanfiction wouldn't respond and I had to re wright everything anyways I actually got the idea for this story from real life because I was at school when Colman decided to flirt with 2 girls during lunch so what Sam told Danny in this story I told Colman so yeah he looked at me like I was a serial killer then told me I should be an author and publish my freaky imagination anyways if anyone has any ideas for me about fictions pm me I'm pretty flexible with my stories I just normally don't publish all my stories
-Cal