Fat Amy and Bumper's Love story
I am starting with a scene from the movie. I didn't know how else to start.
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I was so excited the Bellas let my sexy fat ass in. After, I finished talking to Aubrey I went to re fill my drink. I started looking around the stadium to see if there was any cool chicks I could meet but, instead I spotted a short husky little devil. He was standing next to a dark-skinned fellow and it appeared they were bored. I chugged my beer and walked up to them,"What are you two turd burgers talking about?"
The short boy shoo'd the other boy away like a mutt.
"You are probably the grossest human being I've ever seen."
He insulted me! Too bad I love insults
"Your no panty dropper yourself" I shot back. In my mind all I was thinking was damn he is cute, and confident of himself if he immediately insults fine ass bitches, like myself when he first meets them.
"I have a feeling...we should kiss." He said a moment later but, pausing" is that a good feeling or not?"
I have to admit it was tempting however, I was not about to let some boy insult me then make out with me.
"Enn, some time I have a feeling I can do crystal meth but then I think...ehh better not." I replied making a face as if he disgusted me. He nodded in agreement and took a seat.
"What's your name short shit?" I asked taking a seat next to him.
"Bumper. . " he said with a pause looking at me strange.
"Bumper? That's a ... Odd name."
"Yea well, I didn't name myself so, you gotta problem with it. I guess you'll have I take it up with my parents." He shrugged and pushed his lips together tightly
"Damn. You don't even know my name Bumper and you already want me to meet your parents... Wow, slow down buddy." I said sarcastically and taking a sip from my cup
He didn't say anything in response only smiled and shook his head," okay, miss smarty pants. What is your name?"
I contemplated for a moment. Do I tell him Amy, Fat Amy, Patricia, or Fat Patricia?
"Fat Amy. "
"Yea...You were making fun of my name and you call yourself FAT Amy." He scoffed
"Welp, this was a fun chat Bummer Allen. Here's my digits." I handed him a piece of paper with my number and winked
"Amy... I mean Fat Amy" he said as I walked away
"Yup?"
"You want to go out tomorrow some time."he asked and waited a moment to hear my answer
I was thinking about Aubrey's speech earlier and how she said we were not to date Trebles. Oh screw her!
"Sure. " I replied with no excitement in my voice and walked away.
I was really excited because he was really cute. I have always had a thing for short husky boys that can sing. But, I couldn't let him see me excited.