Something in Common

"Your sister is such a nasty muggle, she is the reason Dark Wizards hate muggle," James muttered taking a bite of a cookie and winking at Lily.

"She's just a git and her new boyfriend is just as bad," Lily rolled her eyes.

"She's really bad today what her deal is" James asked.

"I found something that she and I have in common," Lily gave an evil laugh and smile.

"And what's that?" James wrinkled his eye brows.

"I walked in on her and her boyfriend…We both like being on top," Lily laughed as James almost choked on his cookie.

Girl Scout Cookies

"What are these things?" Sirius asked as James handed him a box of Thin Mints.

"Cookies," James shrugged opening one sleeve of chocolate cookies.

"Don't look like any cookie I've ever had," Sirius frowned.

"They're Thin Mints," James shoved a couple in his mouth.

"What an odd name," Sirius took a bite and smiled, "mmmm good!"

"Yeah, Lily gave em to me," James polished off a whole package.

"They say Girl Scout on them…was Lily a girl scout?" Sirius' teased.

"Yup," James said a mouth full of food.

"You lucky son of a bitch, the outfit alone inspires good dreams."

Pot Cookies

"Trust me you'll like them," Lily smiled holding out a thin round cookie.

"Lily they look weird," James took two steps back from his pregnant wife.

"They're my favourite dessert James, I want to share them with you," Lily pouted as she popped the pale green cookie in her mouth.

"Only since you became pregnant," James frowned, crossing his arms.

"They'll be my favourite forever," Lily said over a mouthful of cookie.

"Riiight and in three months you'll be ill just at the thought of lemon grass ginger cookies," James rolled his eyes.

Lily wrinkled her nose and kept eating.

Baby Names

"No James we're not naming the baby Siremus Peter Potter!" Lily shouted at her husband.

"But it's my mates Lily! Please!" James begged.

"No, it's ridiculous, we're naming him Harry James," Lily stomped her foot, her faced flushed in anger.

James put a hand on her belly and felt their baby kick, "come on Lily, it would make the guys really happy!"

"No way James, he'll be Harry James Potter and that's final!"

"Lily you're no fun any more," James pouted.

"And you're as big a ponce as ever," Lily smiled and kissed him; she smiled and left the room.

One Date

'"Nothing tastes as sweet as what I can't have"James muttered as Lily walked by

"Sure Prongs," Sirius rolled his eyes.

"It's true…I love her Sirius!" James exclaimed, Lily turned around, eyes wide, shocked.

"You heard me Lily!" James stood up, "And I don't care who knows it!"

"Shut up Prongs!" Sirius hissed, grabbing his mates arm.

Lily reached a hand up to her hair, "name something you love about me Potter, if it's good you might get a date."

"I like you and the way you're twisting your hair around your finger," James blurted out.

"Okay Potter, one date."