Hello again dear readers ^-^! Well im sure most of us who have played the game all wonder what Altair looks like completely under that hood of his, this is just a funny little story about how me and Dawn would try to find out. Enjoy!
Operation DeHooding
Hikari snuck stealthily through the bushes, following Altair. She peeked out of the bushes and saw Dawn peeking out from behind a stall. Their mission: figure out what Altair looks like under his hood.
*Attempt 1*
Hikari slowly snuck out of the bushes as Altair looked at some throwing knives. She quietly snuck up behind him and reached for the back of his hood. Just as she was about to grab it, she felt a tickle on her foot, she looked down and saw a spider crawling across her foot. She screamed and ran off faster than people would think possible, leaving the spider and her shoes behind. As Altair turned and looked around in suspicion, he saw the shoes before raising an eyebrow and shrugging before turning back to look at the knives.
*Attempt 2*
As Hikari sat on a bench rubbing her sore geet and grumbling about spiders being the spawn of Satan, Dawn was following Altair. Her plan was pretty simple, walk up to him in the crowd, pull down his hood, take a picture, and then run like hell after. Just as she was almost to Altair, she heard a small mew. She looked down and saw a small kitten looking at her with big eyes. She cooed over it and as she picked it up forgot about the mission completely.
*Final Attempt*
Hikari marched down the hall. She was a very impatient person and after 2 failed attempts she was angry. Dawn followed behind her silently with a camera. Hikari, in her anger, didn't bother to knock on Altair's bedroom door before busting in. What they saw had them both shocked for five seconds before Hikari turned bright red and blood came out of her nose and she snatched the camera taking pictures at a fast pace. Dawn was wake for five more seconds before she fainted, her face remaining bright red and slight foam coming out of her mouth.
Altair stood frozen in shock, half-naked and his hood no where to be seen. Before he could pull a weapon the girls, Hikari slammed the door shut, grabbed Dawns arm and got them away as quickly as possible before Altair killed them. She might be a fangirl, but she was a fangirl that wanted to continue living to fangirl.
Hikari: *whines* My fingers ache so bad, i want to take a break
Dawn: Its your own fault for writing so many stories
Hikari: I cant help it - the ideas wont stop coming
Dawn: Suck it up
Hikari: NO *runs away*
Dawn: -sighs- Please review -goes to track down Hikari-
