As i walked to class i was thinking about how we should start going to church will the cullens kids oh maybe i can think of Commandements. i graabed edwards hand and run to class as soon as the bell rang. we got to class and sat in our seats and i took papper out and wrote:
10 Commandements of a Teenager!
1) thou shall not sneek out when parents are sleeping. (why wait?)
2)thou shall not do drugz. (you can break this one, it not that important)
3)thou shall not steel from k-mart. (walmart has a bigger selection)
4)thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect)
5)thou shall not steel from thy parents. (every-1 knows grandma has more money)
6)thou shall not get in fights. (just start them)
7)thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)
8)thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more)
9)thou shall not think about having sex. (as nike sayz just do it)
10)thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them in the middle)
after class we went to lunch and i slamed the paper on the table with out breaking it.
"bella wat is this" alice asked. "its the rules we are going to follow and we are going to church".
"BELLA WE ARE VAMPIRES FOR GOD SAKE WE CANT GO TO SCHOOL."
"but edward." " no bella." " fine then im leaving" as i walked to class i was mad oh maybe esme will get us a puppy.