These are just prompts I thought up. +Blah+=Quotes from Movie I have all these ideas and not enough time to write them or sadly motivation, and I can't figure out how to post them on Live Journal's Meme Thing. This will be added to as I have Ideas so it will be a prompt chapter fic thing.
Characters can be recast as Author sees fit-I'm just the prompter and thought I'd give some Ideas. ;D
1.)Practical Magic/Hobbit AU
Cast of Characters
Aunts-Oin Balin
Jillian-Thorin (+You have the worst taste in To Jillian By Sally+)(+I don't think he's in there, Sal.+)
Sally-Dis (+I Hope I never fall In love.+)(+Summoning up a true love spell.+)(+The man I dreamed up doesn't exist, and if he doesn't exist, I'll never die of a broken Heart.+)
Antonio-Kili (+He can flip Pan cakes.+)
Kyle-Fili(+Not While he's out there.+)(+The man by the roses, they grew overnight.+)
Jimmy-Azog or Smaug(+I want you to be my Wife.+)-(Said as he's choking Jillian)
Hal-Dwalin (+What the hell is going on here?+)(One of these days you're going to explain all this to me.+)(+I came here to bring in the bad Guy.+)
Fill in other characters as they fit, Remember a Coven is Thirteen
2.)Peter Pan/Hobbit AU
Cast of Characters
Peter-Thorin
Wendy-Bilbo
Micheal-Primula
John-Lobilia
Lost Boys
Twins-Fili Kili
Cubby-Bomber
Others-Gloin Oin Bofur Bifur Balin Dwalin Dori Ori Nori
Hook-Azog
Smee-White Warg
Tinker Bell-Gandalf Or Smaug
Tiger Lily-Legolas or Thuraduil
Mermaids-Elves of Rivendale, I.E. Elrond his kids Arwen Erestor Aragorn(Even though he'snot an elf.)
3.)Dances With Wolves/Hobbit AU
Cast of Characters
Soldier-Thorin or Dwalin
Native Raised-Bilbo or Dis Others to be cast
4.)Movie-Ghost Town/Hobbit AU
Cast of Characters
Pincus(Loner{Read Antisocial} Dentist who dies during a surgery (he lives/is brought back) and suddenly can see ghosts, who are everywhere)-Thorin
Pincus' Helpful Co-Worker-Gandalf
Main Dead Guy(Who cheats on his wife and gets killed by a falling Airconditioner while yelling at a realestate agent for telling his wife about the apartment he wants to get with his girlfriend and follows Pincus around after he dies)-Smaug or Azog
Elder woman(Wants Daughter to find a letter, Change to cousin(Bofur or Bomber) to find letter)-Bifur
Father(Wants to tell his wife where son's favorite toy is)-Gloin
^Wife-Gloin's Canonical Wife
^Child-Gimli
Construction workers(Wants crane worker to stop blaming himself for their death which was an accident) (Three)- Nori Dori Ori
^Crane worker(Alive)- Dwalin
Gwen(Main Dead Guy's Widow)(Works in a museum)(lives in Pincus' Apartment Building and he's always rude to her)-Bilbo
New Fiancee(Basically a Saint)-Thuranduil
+"My husband used to have a nightmare, if he's really here what is it?"
"He's drowning."
"No, that's wrong, using things about my dead husband to get close to me."
"Gwen."
"You stay away from me."-Exit Gwen Pincus turns to Dead Guy "Why did you lie?"
"Because you're a selfish Jerk, she's already had one of those."-Exit dead Guy
-Revelation for Pincus-
Helps other ghost-goes to opening of Gwen's exhibit-Hit by a bus-saved by New fiancee "Those tears she's crying, Those are for you...Hey Pincus there's something I should tell you in case you make it back..."
-Enter Gwen at the Dentist's later "He told me, his dream."
"Oh?"
"He's walking with his dad and suddenly his dad is gone, he tries to find his way back only he can't. That's his dream, that he can't find his way home."+ From Movie-Not exact, don't have a perfect memory
5.)Retired Human AU-Hobbit
Bilbo used to be a secret Agent, so secret only one person ever knew, Gandalf. Now he works as a fiction author and only a few know that the stories are true. Fili, Kili, and Ori love when Mister Bilbo reads them the books. But when the Dragon Reamerges with an Ally called the Orc Bilbo knows that Gandalf will be calling The Burglar out for one last mission, because it was the Burglar who had made the Dragon go under Radar so long ago.
He just didn't realize that Gandalf planned on teaming him up with the Heir of the Country that The Dragon had taken before he had sent him under. Now Bilbo has a team of Lost Boys, of mechanics, who once made cars that caused jealousy, tech repair men, who had created virius' and code that were once sold by the millions, and a group of guardsmen who had once protected a king, and a King who had lost a kingdom he couldn't remember.
Oh and three little children who had listened to his stories in his little bookshoppe and wiped their muddy boots on his mother's glorybox, that now held toys for the children who came by, and all because he told Gandalf that he was too old to handle both the Dragon and The Orc on his own, He needed a cup of tea.
6.)Harry Potter/Rise of the Guardians
Is it just me or do threstrals look alot like NightMares? That's all sorry.
7.)Harry Potter/Hobbit Crossover Children, even among the Fertile Hobbits are precious.
Belladonna was on an Adventure, (Sans(without) Gandalf) when she crossed over the Misty Mountians on her way home to the Shire. She found a Hobbitling, seventeen by the Child's count. Even though she had yet to have children she knew that she couldn't leave this child, especially not here. So she took the child's hand and took him home with her, she ignored the rumors of an Elven Father, some even hissed about a Dwarven Father. It took her and Bungo two years to even get the child to write his name down for them, his hands always moving in a language of signs that even the Dwarves could not understand, though they had taken pity and Taught him their signs. The Child, Harry rarely used them.
And Then Bungo and Her welcomed their own little Miracle, Bilbo Baggins. Harry pulled away for a while, until he realized that Belladonna still wasn't letting him go, and she found him signing silently to Bilbo when they were together, and sometimes she found him asleep in Bilbo's room, his fingers resting on the Babe's back as they slept, body positioned protectivly around the other child.
Harry didn't understand why he had been thrown into this world, and he didn't understand why the Lady Yavanna had changed him into one of her creatures, though she hadn't managed a complete change, his feet were much smaller than her Children's. She and her Husband Mahal had each given him gifts, Mahal the knowledge of his Language which Harry had refused to use and Yavanna the gift of a Green thumb as he had once heard it, and a Family.
Harry had only wished that being thrown into the Veil would give him his end not that he would be whisked away to a new world.
When the Lady Belladonna had brought a new life into the world Harry had been prepared to leave at their request, only it had never come and Lady Belladonna had called him Bilbo's brother.
Harry made himself a promise, a promise that he would protect Bilbo, with every thing he had, He would not lose Bilbo, not like he had lost Teddy, he wouldn't let the Monsters take Bilbo away from him like they had taken Teddy.
(Yes I killed Teddy, Yes you can kill me, if you can find me.)
8.)Just My Luck/Hobbit AU
Cast of Characters Lucky-Bilbo UnLucky-Thorin Band-?
Little Girl-Fili Kili Lucky's Friends-Bofur Ori Lucky's Boss-?
Band Promoter-?
Fortune teller-?
9.)Evil/Insane Dis!
Dis, once she finds out about Thorin leading her Babies to their death, Demands replacement Children from Thorin. Could be Bilbo/Thorin Mpreg or not.
10.)Harry Potter/Rise Of the Gaurdians Crossover
It took him a while to notice, which wasn't his fault really, it wasn't like people suddenly walked right through him, because old, young, and inbetween, all believed in death. And Harry had become the Spirit of Death. (But where there is Death there is always Life, and where there is Life there is always Death.)
11.)Howl's Moving Castle/Hobbit AU
Cast of Characters
Sophie-Bilbo (+I've never once been beutiful in my life.+)(+Calsifer I like your Spark!+)
Howl-Thorin (+You're lucky that wizard wasn't Howl he would have stolen your heart and eaten it.+Said about Howl to Sophie)(+I feel like there is a weight on my chest.+Howl +A Heart's a heavy Burden.+Sophie)
Calsifer-Smaug(If you do it I should be fine, I mean you threw water on me and Howl and I both survived.+)(+It's soft and warm and fluttering like a bird+Sophie+It's still just the heart of a child.+Calsifer)
Markl-Fili Kili (+Not ready, not ready+Said as he's cleaning his room)
Witch of the Waste-Thuranduil(+It's Mine.+About Howl's Heart) (+You who swallowed a falling Star, your Heart will soon belong to me.+Curse from her to Howl)
Madam Suluman-Gandalf Heen/Hean-Elrond(The Orb at the Very end where Suluman seens Heen=Elrond's Sight)
Turnip Head-Bofur(+It looks like your true love is in love with someone else.+Said to him by Witch of the Waste)
12.)Harry Potter Evil Harry AU
"The Thing is everyone just assumed that I was on the Light side, No one ever asked me what side I was on."
13.)(Oh the evil Thirteenth.)CrackFic After sleeping with Thorin they say goodnight and there is a slip of the tongue.
"Goodnight, My Hobbit."-Thorin "Goodnight, My Ring."-Bilbo O_O
14.)Harry Potter/Avengers Crossover
James Barnes, every now and again, is woken for a Mission, but they don't mention the time spent Rogue.
He had a family, a wife, a son on the way before he was dragged back kicking and screaming Murder.
She waited but one can only wait so long before they let go and she had a babe to worry about, his son, their son. Harry James, and the name of the man who adopted him, Potter.
- More if you want or not-
Harry was seventeen and in New York for a class trip when the Winter Soldier pointed his gun at Captain America, Harry slipped in front of the Captain as he was walking and the Winter Soldier lowered his gun as the memories came flooding back. When James looked at the boy who had accidently blocked his shot, his wife's green green eyes stared back at him, and he remembered everything, even the stupid asthmatic who had followed him into a war, the skinny boy who had become Captain America, the kid that he had almost killed.
These are prompts I thought of, if you want one feel free to take but let me know, I want to read^.^ I will post more as I come up with them I just want there to be at least ten per 'Chapter' because I think it would be a little silly to have twenty chapters with one per chapter, Also if you want me to I will post chapters with who takes what prompt. I will be numbering the Prompts.
Posting under Hobbit/Harry Potter Crossovers because most of the Prompts so far are Harry Potter and Hobbit.