Just a bit of fun
Disclaimer: I don't own naruto. If ii did sasuke would mysteriously trip while using a chidori and accidentally ram it into his crotch. Hehe.
A/N: Every so often I get an idea for a gag or joke for a naruto fic and never use them, so I decided to just write them all down and post em up for you all to use if you want.
Their not going to be long, mostly. Just felt like putting pen to paper… or rather keyboard to computer… um… yeah.
Naruto was trapped. his back against a wall surrounded by angry villagers.
"WE GOT YOU NOW DEMON!" one yelled
"YOU'LL PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE!" another cried
"ADDITIONAL GENNERIC MOB COMMENT" screamed one at the back
Naruto knew he had to do some quick thinking here, if he failed, he could die, it would take every ounce of cunning he possessed.
"LOOK OVER THERE!" he cried
The leader just laughed
"Kid were not dumb enough to fall for a lame trick like tha-
"where?"
"I don't see anything"
The leader whirled round to find his entire mob facing the opposite direction scratching their heads and trying, in vain, to see what naruto pointed at.
"are your sure he was pointing in this direction?
"maybe Timmy fell down the well"
"don't be an idiot" snorted one of them as he slapped said idiot round the head "that couldn't be it, that's not even a Japanese name."
"does Konoha even have a well?" asked one
"um... it just sorta come out our taps" answered another
"its a ninja village, so maybe it's some sort of jutsu" offered someone at the back
"who could hold a jutsu for that long?"
"the hokage?"
"he's busy doing paperwork"
"maybe it's a seal"
"what the hell have marine mammals got to do with anything?"
"no I mean those little doodles ninja do"
"OH MY GOD! My 4 year old daughter doodles all the time. SHE GOING TO BE A SEAL MASTER, I'M SO PROUD!" gushed the man at the back
By this time the leader had had enough, they went from being the hero's of Konoha to discussing Konoha's plumbing, and now where steadily working their way in to basic knowledge of sealing.
'fine I'll just do it myself' he thought as he turned to do just that…
only to find…nothing…
naruto had long since escaped and was happily slaying ramen bowl after ramen bowl at ichiraku while patting himself on the back for being so smart.
The former future hero of Konoha and leader of the most idiotic mob ever heard of, ground his teeth in annoyance.
"fuck this shit!" he muttered as he stomped off to the nearest bar
It was at that moment a team of ANBU arrived, ready to do battle with a vicious mob of angry villagers.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HE- HUH?" the ANBU captain blinked in confusion.
He had been expecting a mob, stocked up with weapons and cliché torches, but what he found was a large group of civilians sitting in a circle having a philosophical debate on whether or not prisoners of war should have rights.
"um… never mind" the ANBU captain muttered as the ANBU retreated from the perplexing scene of, apparently, no crime.
so what did you think? i'll just be adding to this every time i get a funny idea which could take a day or a year (i dont like deadlines, they make my late for things).
oddball