Shipo is standing on the couch with his eyes widened with a smile that won't even tug. He looks to the t.v. with its bright colors brightening the dark room. Next to him sits an annoyed Inuyasha ready to strike shipo.
Shipo" Don't call me horse! I'mma unicorn! mystical, magical, mysterious not plain got wings like Pegasus and a nice white coat. I grant wishes and prance in the rain! U-N-I-C-O-R-N, U-N-I-C-O-R-N, U-N-I-C-O-R-N! THAT'S A EFFIN' UNIFORN!!"
Inuyasha" Are you sure this is for kids Kagome?"
He turns to Kagome who's sitting on the floor in front of the t.v.
Kagome" I dunno, I just saw a guy in a bunny suit on so...thought it was appropriate."
Inuyasha" Sometimes I don't think there's anything up there..."
Inuyasha thumps his head then rolls his eyes. Kagome turns to him with anger.
Kagome" What did you say you little shit?"
Her voice was stern. Inuyasha gave her a guilty smile. then scratches the back of his head.
Inuyasha" Never mind that...you know Shipo needs to go to school someday...you know to learn something other than unicorns."
Kagome turns herself completly to Inuyasha.
Kagome" Umm...your right. We should."
Inuyasha" He's a boy in a 13 year old body that acts like a 5 year old, he needs a life."
Kagome" You mean an education..."
Inuyasha" Like he'll learn something."
Kagome" You know your a horrible father!"
Shipo" UNICORNS!!"
Inuyasha" I didn't give birth to the little retard!"
Kagome" You were apart of it though!'
Shipo" HAHA UNICORNS!!"
Inuyasha" But you opened your legs like the little slut you are!!"
Kagome turns red.
Kagome" SIT BOY!!"
As you all know Inuyasha goes down head first to the ground making a whole.
Shipo" FUCKING UNICORNS!"
Kagome gets up and grabs Shipo by the arm dragging him out the room.
Shipo" NOOOOOOOOO!! UNICORNS!!"
Inuyasha" Little fag..."
KAGOME" wHAT DID YOU SAY?!"
Inuyasha" Nothing honey!"
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i was hyper...so tell me what you think
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