(1) You Shouldn't Kiss Me Like This

A/N: Go to YouTube. Look up "You Shouldn't Kiss Me Like This" by Toby Keith. That is this story...

Lots of Warblers scenes; what happened at Dalton with all of them and stuff like that..

Not sure if it's AU or cannon... Kind of cannon; it will have scenes and follow some storyline from the actual show, but not sure what I'll change yet ;)

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I Got A Funny Feeling

Kurt walked in through the doors of Dalton Academy in his new uniform as he was met with the radiant smiling face of his new best friend Blaine Anderson.

Kurt had informed him of his transfer the minute that he'd decided he was leaving McKinley. Blaine had felt sorry for Kurt, but couldn't help but feel overjoyed at the thought of being able to spend more time with him. Of course, Blaine scolded himself for being so content with the thought, telling himself that the circumstances for Kurt transferring were much too grim to even think happy thoughts about.

But that didn't stop him from cracking a smile every time he thought about Kurt at Dalton.

"Hey, you." Blaine said with a wide grin upon his face.

"Hey Blaine!" Kurt was glad that out of this hellish situation, he at least got to be closer to Blaine. "Do you, by any chance, know where the Guidance Counselors office is? When I asked around about my schedule, they said that's where I needed to go to get it."

Blaine beamed. He loved going to the Guidance Counselors office. "I know exactly where it is! Come on, I'll go with you!" Blaine took Kurt's hand as they took off running through the hallways towards the Guidance Counselors office.

They reached the Guidance Counselors office and Blaine knocked on the door then slowly opened it. "Mrs. Jess?" he called.

A woman with dark black long curls, rectangular purple glasses, and a friendly smiling olive skinned face shot up from behind her desk as she stopped scribbling in her notepad. "BLAINERS!" she cried. She ran around the desk and wrapped the curly haired boy in a bear hug. "Haven't seen you here in a while! What happened, the Warblers pull another stunt like the Great Ketchup Incident of '09?"

Kurt raised an eyebrow at Blaine and he mouthed "don't ask". Kurt always thought of the Warblers as this well behaved group of guys... He would soon be proven oh so wrong. "Actually," he began. "I was just showing my new friend, Kurt Hummel here. He needs his schedule and he was told to come here."

"Well, Mr. Hummel, you came to the right place!" then, just to Blaine, she added. "Someone special?" Blaine blushed, but shook his head. Mrs. Jess nodded. "For now..." she added with a smirk. "Ack!" she suddenly cried. "I just realized that I haven't properly introduced myself! I am none other that the oh so famous Mrs. Jess! But just call me Jess. Blainers here is the only one who won't call me that; he's much too dapper."

Blaine put his palm to his face. He would never live that down. When Blaine first transferred, Mrs. Jess couldn't find the right term to describe Blaine. So naturally, she Googled it. But nobody could quite figure out how you Google the word to describe someone... Jess was a bit of an odd character.

Kurt sniggered and put out a hand. "I'm Kurt Hummel." Jess looked at the hand then to Kurt's face, then back at the hand.

She took Kurt's hand, then quickly pulled him in for a hug as he shrieked with surprise. "Come here my darling chicken wing! One thing you must know about me: I'm a hugger!" She finally released him from her grasp and patted the two seats in front of her desk, signaling the boys to sit down. "I know we're not supposed to have favorites," she began. "But, Blaine has always had a way of making my day a little brighter!"

Kurt smiled. "He tends to have that effect on people." Kurt's eyes widened in horror as he realized that he'd said that aloud and a blush began to crawl it's way up his neck and cheeks.

Jess looked at him with a raised eyebrow, but Blaine (as usual, as Kurt would learn) remained oblivious to the situation. "So Blainers, what is your schedule?"

Blaine furrowed his eyebrows. "Um, Mrs. Jess, we're here for Kurt's schedule..."

She rolled her eyes. "I know, but I just wanna see how many classes you two could have together! Duh!" she said this as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. "Kurt needs someone he's familiar and comfortable with to show him around!"

"Um, ok" said Blaine. He cracked a smile. This was just another reason that Mrs. Jess was one of his favorite people here. She was giving him a reason to spend more time with Kurt. "I have Algebra II, World History, then Literature, Lunch, Chemistry, French II and finally, Warblers."

"What classes should you be taking, porcelain?"

Kurt's eyes widened. "Have you been talking to coach Sylvester! You tell her that I'm NOT rejoining the Cheerios!" At Jess and Blaine's confused looks he just said, "Just... Ah, Never mind... I should be taking French IV, Pre-Cal, World History, Chemistry, Literature, and I would like to audition for the Warblers."

"Actually," started Blaine. "I talked to the Council, an you're already in! They thought your rendition of 'Defying Gravity' was amazing!" Kurt's blood went cold. What other videos had Blaine seen? He would kill Rachel for creating that YouTube channel now. Her and her stupid attempts at being discovered... "The description in the video explained why you missed the high F." Blaine gave Kurt a sympathetic smile.

"You can hit a high F?" asked Jess. "I actually don't know much about music, but that seems impressive."

Kurt nodded. "But I threw the competition on purpose because the other day, my father had received an anonymous phone call calling me a fag... I was used to the teasing, but he wasn't, and he was just getting used to the whole having an out gay kid, and I figured that it wouldn't help the transition if I sang a girl song at sectionals."

Jess nodded. "I see..." she instantly went back to her computer and punched in a few keys. "Ok, Dalton doesn't have any French IV classes open, so is it ok if I put you in French III? You can probably test out of it and then have a free period."

Kurt nodded. "That's fine."

"Ok then! Your schedule is: Pre-Cal, World History, Literature, Lunch, French III, then Warblers club!" she hit a few more buttons and a paper came out of the printer next to her computer. "Make sure to get your schedule signed by all of your teachers so that you get put in attendance."

Kurt said his thanks and the boys got up to leave before Jess stopped them. "Oh, and Kurt?"

"Yes?"

"Welcome to Dalton."

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A/N: please have faith in this story. I promise it gets better and more... Flirty as we go along.

Coming up: Warblers bonding time! I have been waiting a while to write about this crazy bunch!

Reviews make Klaine happen sooner... lol jk :) (I have a plan for them...) But they are much appreciated!

Ps. I was rewatching "I Kissed A Girl" and I just realized that right before "Perfect" Santana said that Blaine needed a gel-ervention and I was like "YES!" like he shouldn't let it completely loose, but just take it back a notch... Seriously Blaine...

Ok my rant about Blaine and hair gel is over... PEACE!