Phineas and Ferb

Summer Valentine

It was a beautiful day in Danville, and a normal Wednesday morning at the Flynn-Fletcher residence. 15-year old Candace Flynn was miserably listening to Phineas, her 9-year-old brother, tell their parents about their super-awesome project from yesterday, when they trained a family of giraffes to do headstands while juggling baby-grand pianos with their feet in the backyard.

"So, tell me, Phineas. How did you manage to clean it all up? I mean the twenty or so smashed pianos strewn all over should have taken at least an hour and a half, not to mention all the giraffe hair everywhere…"

"I dunno, Candace," her little brother said. "Some huge robot dinosaur showed up after all the giraffes left for the zoo, and it ate everything, then lumbered off."

"My, what active imaginations you kids have," their mother Linda obliviously replied.

"We called it a Droidasaurus," Phineas and Candace's step-brother Ferb Fletcher announced, holding up a document showing the discovery of the not-so-real reptile.

"Whatever," Candace mumbled through a mouthful of Fruity Rainbow Flakes. "It's just, why does Valentine's Day have to be in February!? It's too cold to spend time with anyone! Why can't today be Valentine's day? I have this Valentine Card for Jeremy, and the wait is tearing my heart apart!" she cried as her face fell into the cereal bowl, her orange hair becoming doused in milk.

Phineas thought for a moment, then said" That's it! Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!"