Hi everyone. To start this off, I have to say a few things first.

This is based off episodes from the Super Mario Bros Show from the 80s. This is going to be a five-shot fic and the chapters are in random order. I'm not yet sure if Mario, Luigi and Peach will appear but the main characters are going to be Pac-Man, Mr Game and Watch and female Wii Fit Trainer(Willow).

And lastly, this was requested by retro mania. Hope you enjoy!

"Retro Log Number 1989. We found the Diabolical King Mewtwo's new holiday castle. It comes complete with a pool, croquet, ball pit, greenhouse and us. As prisoners!"

It was an ordinary day for Princess Willow and the Retro Bros. And by ordinary, I mean they were chained to a ball and chain and sitting on a splintery wooden bench, awaiting what Mewtwo was going to do to them. Eventually, he walked out into the neatly-trimmed yard towards his prisoners.

"Well now that I've caught you without much hassle, I think it's appropriate to lock you up for a million years."

"A-a million years!" Gamer sputtered, "what will we do?!"

"Ah, don't worry Gamer," said the forever-optimistic Pac, "There's no way we could live for that long!"

Two Stalfos, led by Captain Falcon, ushered the prisoners to the dungeon entrance.

"Ahright, down yer go." Falcon said gruffly.

"But these are too heavy to carry!" Pac complained, trying to lift up the giant steel ball attached to his foot. It slipped from his grasp and landed square on the Captain's foot.

"YEEEEAAAARGH!" He cried.

"See what I mean?" Pac asked cautiously.

Falcon gestured towards the door. "ANOTHER ONE MILLION YEARS IN THE DUNGEON!"

Clank! "Ouch!"

"Oh!"

"Ouh!" Bang!

The steel balls tumbled down the stairs, Retro Bros in tow. The steel balls landed on every second stair but the two gamers hit their heads on just about every one. Finally, they reached the bottom of the stone staircase. Willow and Kirby waddled up to them. Willow was carrying her steel ball.

"Are you two alright? You took quite a beating from the stairs."

"Oooh, we've been better." Pac sat up dizzily.

Captain Falcon and the two Stalfos clinked down the stairs. "Ahright, ged in there, you four." He ordered. He paused and raised his hand to his head.

"Hey!" he cried, "It's dripping on my head!"

The princess and the Retro Bros watched in surprise as the Captain and the two Stalfos began to decrease in size until they were no bigger than a pebble.

"Yes!" A voice echoed from above, "Shrink, ya scoundrels!"

A girl floated down from above. She had long golden brown hair, Snow White skin and was wearing a floor length blue robe and a pointed hat. She was carrying a fish bowl under one arm and a conical flask filled with a murky substance in the other.

She set the fish bowl on the uneven stony ground, picked up the tiny trio with one hand and dumped them all in the bowl.

"Nooo, Mommy!" A Stalfos cried as they tried to jump up and grasp the lid of the bowl, with no success.

The girl turned to face the Retro Bros and said, "Well, that's that taken care of."

"But...who are you?" Willow asked.

"I'm Stormy the Sorceress," the girl responded, "this used to be my home, until that wretched Mewtwo gave me the boot. But with the help of my special shrinking formula and my magic, I can finally take it back!" She waved her hands around, producing a sparkly cloud that descended over the balls and chains attached to the prisoners feet. The locks snapped off and the four cheered at their feet being free.

Kirby waddled up to Stormy and took the potion, the flask balancing precariously between his stubby pink hands.

"Let's go!"

The party of five marched up the stairs with one goal in mind: to defeat Mewtwo.

Halfway up the stairs, they were suddenly smacked in the face by an awful stench. It smelled like a cross between burnt toast and unwashed cooking equipment.

Outside, Mewtwo was hunched over the barbecue, flipping burger patties. The patties were shrivelled to a crisp. They weren't much bigger than the bowl of a spoon.

"Alright, get your burgers, you lot!" He called. The Stalfos stopped their game of croquet and eagerly lined up with paper plates in hand.

Mewtwo used the metal fish slice to lift up one disgusting burnt patty and plopped on the plate of the first Stalfos in line. It burnt right through the paper and landed on the grass, which immediately began to smoulder.

"We will later celebrate the capture of our prisoners by letting me win a game of baseball." Mewtwo announced smugly.

"No way!" Came a voice from behind him, "the only thing you'll be winning is a first-class ticket to the dungeon!"

Kirby stood triumphantly with the princess and Retro Bros and Stormy beside him.

He dashed forwards but slipped on the grass. The flask flew backwards and smashed over Pac and Gamer. They were shocked to suddenly find everything around them increase in size.

"Well, there goes the formula." Stormy said.

"And there goes the Retro Bros!" Willow added.

Kirby cried out in horror and guilt, and ran towards his princess.

"I SHRUNK THE RETRO BROS!"

"Yes," Mewtwo said, twirling a lasso made of sausages, "Thank you for that." He threw the lasso around Stormy, Kirby and Willow and pulled it tight. He turned to the Stalfos.

"Get the others."

Pac pushed Gamer away. "Run!"

Gamer didn't need to be told twice.

The two of them were chased up and down the lawn, the Stalfos rapidly gaining on them. The bros though the grass would at least help disguise them, but to no avail. All it did was hinder their running speed. As a result, a quick decision was made to split up.

Gamer did a complete U-turn, only to smack right into Mewtwo's toe. He recoiled in horror as the white and purple beast slowly lifted his foot, intending on squashing the tiny 2D man.

"Oh no. Gamer!" Pac yelled from his hiding place behind a croquet ball. Thinking fast, he gave the ball as big a push as he could manage. The ball rolled under Mewtwo's foot, and he tumbled over backwards.

Gamer seized his chance and joined Pac, who was heading straight for a pipe sticking out of the ground.

"In here, quick," the yellow man shouted and the two jumped into the pipe.

"Handy! They must make pipes in all sizes!"

"Speaking of handy…" Gamer said quickly. Pac looked just in time to see Mewtwo's hand in the pipe, pushing down further to reach the Retro Bros. Pac jumped up and ran, pushing Famer away as he did so.

"Give it up, Mewtwo! You'll never catch them!" Willow shouted from where she, Stormy and Kirby were tied to lounge chairs.

Mewtwo laughed deeply. "I do not need to. They will come back eventually to rescue you. And when they do…" He pulled out a spray gun and squirted a cloud of yellowish gas onto a nearby flower pot. The flower inside it immediately began to wilt and droop lower and lower to the ground before cracking like glass. Willow had no words. She and the others simply stared in horror.

Meanwhile, in the pipe…

"Did you just say, 'chew chew chew'?" Pac asked.

"What, no…" Gamer said nervously. The two then became suspicious and turned around. They came face to face with…

"Beetles! I hate beetles!" Pac stated.

"But don't tell them that!" Gamer was already halfway out of the pipe. Pac decided not to stick around.

The Retro Bros once again found themselves running through the grass.

"Pipes, beetles, what's next?" Gamer yelled.

"The exterminator." Mewtwo cast a huge shadow on the ground, making him look even more intimidating.

The Retro Bros' legs were now pushed to their absolute limits, but still they persevered. Eventually, they reached the door of the greenhouse.

"In here quick!" Pac ordered.

"Hey, you're saying that an awful lot, lately." Gamer said.

"Alright, then why don't you say it?" Pack challenged.

Gamer stared ahead at the rapidly approaching herd of Stalfos led by Mewtwo. "In here, quick!" The 2D man yanked on Pac's arm and they sprinted towards the safety of a potted plant.

Mewtwo charged in, but the Stalfos stopped dead in their tracks just outside the door. Their bones literally rattled as the gagged over how many vegetables called the greenhouse home.

Mewtwo slowly trotted around, spraying every plans with the spray gun. The Retro Bros watched in horror as he got closer and closer to their hiding spot.

"What'll we do!" They hurriedly whispered to each other.

Outside, Willow noticed that the lounge chairs they were tied to had wheel. Thinking on her feet, she lurched herself forwards and the wheels did the same. She giggled at this and called to the others. "C'mon guys. Rock and roll!"

Stormy and Kirby followed suit and soon the three of them were rolling down the hill at breakneck speeds towards the greenhouse. The Stalfos never saw them coming. Once they realised what was happening, they were little more than a tangled mess of bones and hideous floral holiday shirts.

The ropes holding them to the lounge chairs had slipped off in the collision and the first thing Stormy did was conjure up a growing potion. Now they just had to wait for the right moment.

When Mewtwo sprayed a certain potted plant, he was delighted to see his prey jump out, holding their noses. He instantly gave chase. Pac and Gamer dodged round a corner and hopped into a nearby watering can, hoping they would be safe.

Unfortunately, Mewtwo saw them. He picked up the watering can with both hands and began shaking it as hard as his arms would allow. The water splashes up the bros' noses and mouths and they struggled to stay afloat.

While Mewtwo was occupied with the watering can, Kirby was in the process of switching the spray in the spray gun with the potion Stormy made. He ducked away in time to see Mewtwo pour the contents of the watering can out and reach for the spray gun.

Pac and Gamer lay against a flower pot with turnips growing in them, completely washed out and too tired to move.

"Say goodbye!" Mewtwo roared with hot as he activated the spray gun. He expected the two to go the same was as the flower from earlier. Instead, he was shocked to find the Retro Bros(and the turnips behind them) grow bigger and bigger and bigger!

Kirby cackled with laughter at his trickery.

"Whoa, we're big again! Thanks Mewtwo!" Pac said, surprised.

"Now," Ganer reached behind him and grasped a turnip. "Take that!" He threw the turnip. It struck Mewtwo square in the face. He instantly turned and ran for the door.

Pac also chucked a turnip. "And that!"

The Stalfos also began to flee, due to their pathological fear of vegetables.

Pax and Gamer stood at the door, arms full of turnips. They swung them round by their leaves before letting go. The Stalfos screamed in horror and ran through the front gate and into the fields surrounding the castle.

Mewtwo was last out, and Stormy decided to perform one more act of revenge.

"Since Mewtwo gave me the boot, I think it's only fair that I return the favour."

She waved her hand around. A boot with wings attached appeared on a cloud of smoke. The sorceress pointed towards the fleeing diabolical King.

"Attack!"

Needless to say, when Mewtwo turned to see a flying boot heading straight for him, he knew instantly what it symbolised and only made him run faster. But not even the fastest runner in the world could outrun this boot. It collided with his back, propelling him forwards.

The party of five stood at the gate and laughed as they watched the whole scene unfold.

"I really owe you guys one for helping me take my castle back." Stormy said.

Pac responded with, "It's no problem. Hopefully Mewtwo won't be after us any time soon!"

Again, the five of them laughed as Mewtwo shouted with pain somewhere in the distance.

"Hello?" Captain Falcon called. He had heard the others screaming and became concerned for his comrades.

The two Stalfos echoed his words but it was hopeless. No one was going to hear three tiny beings trapped in a fish bowl locked in the dungeons...