Christmas present for SeeminglyAngelic. Cassie-Clam.
On lonely nights I
start to fade
Her loves a thousand miles away
Cam sat alone at his desk on a Saturday night, refusing to go on a date with Massie and Claire claiming to be skiing. He popped open his CD player and put in his brand new 808s & Heartbreak Kanye West CD. He skipped to number 11 and Coldest Winter started playing. He pulled up Microsoft Word 2007 and started making a comparison list.
Massie: Claire:
Confident Caring
Valiant Elegant
Stunning Adorable
Leader Follower
Impolite Courteous
Sexy Innocent
He knew he couldn't keep leading them on. Just the other day he went to the movies with Massie and didn't even watch it. Three days ago he went to Olive Garden with Claire and shared the fettuccini alfredo with her. Just staring into her big, blue innocent eyes she imagined they were Massie's, and when he stares into Massie's fierce amber eyes he sees sky blue eyes. When he is with Massie he wants to be with Claire and when he is with Claire he wants to be with Massie. The way Massie winks at him and Claire just waves shyly proves they are nothing alike, and he loves it. When he stays late at Massie's house she throws the bait and when he is about to snap she reels the bait in leaving Cam empty handed. When he stays late at Claire's all they do is sit on her couch, cuddle like there is no tomorrow, and watch sappy romantic love movies.
Cam Fisher wants more than a tease. Cam Fisher wants more than a cuddle buddy. Cam Fisher wants more than a bitch. Cam Fisher wants more than a cry-baby. Cam Fisher just wants to love someone.
Cam Fisher is what you may call a man whore. Yes, you may be expecting someone to say that about Derrick Harrington and Kemp Hurley. But the truth is Cam Fisher is a bigger slut than Alicia Rivera. Yes, THE Alicia Rivera, the one who left in 9th grade because there were leaked photos of her dancing at a strip club, and rumors about her being with all the guys in her brother's band including her brother! When your someone like Cam Fisher you need to have a tease and a snuggle buddy. When your brother is the legendary Harris Fisher, the one who has been with the whole girls tennis team, soccer team, volleyball team, and basket ball team, you need to be a man whore.
Cam Fisher wanted everything. Cam Fisher is greedy. Cam Fisher wants Claire and Massie. Cam Fisher can't just settle for one. Cam Fisher would never settle for one, he needs two gold medals. Cam Fisher bought a case of green contact lenses and blue contact lenses just to stand out. Cam Fisher wants all the attention, he is what you call someone who needs the spotlight and will do anything to get it. Cam Fisher will not settle for Massie, nor will he settle for Claire. Cam Fisher will have both of them, just like the bratty, greedy, man-whore he is, and always will be. No matter how hard he tries, he will never get rid of the Fisher man-whore curse. Cam Fisher will always be the lovable man-whore, calling shot-gun and dibs on both Massie Block and Claire Lyons.
Ehh. I didn't like this too much. But this is for SeeminglyAngelic even though I said this at the top. Merry Christmahanakwanzaa SA!
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