This is for the unsung hero of the new film. What are their thoughts when Indy enters their scene?
If only the fridge had a personality, a short attention span and tried to interact with Indy…
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You know, its lonely being a fridge. Especially when I'm not plugged into the electricity. Why are those people just sitting there watching the stupid TV? I'm so much more interesting than that thing. I mean, I have food. What more does anyone need?
Hey, where's that shouting coming from? Some strange looking bloke is running about the house. Maybe he's a thief, or he just wants something to eat.
Oi! Yo, you in the stupid hat! He turned to me. Yes, I'm talking to you. Could you possibly plug me into a socket? Then the food will get cold and edible.
No, no. The plug is around the back. Hey, why are you taking everything out? What the hell are you doing?! Mate, you put food into me! Not yourself! What, do you need instructions or something? There's a manual in the drawer over there. The guy slammed my door, despite my attempt to keep it open. Oh, what did I do to deserve this?
Why is the ground shaking? And what's that really bright light? And why…
Ah, I have a bad feeling about this.
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Ow. Bugger that hurts. I didn't know the ground was so hard. Or that I could fly. That was fun. Can I do it again? George, Steven, how about one more take? And no CGI or stunt fridges. I love doing my own stunts!
Hey, look a gopher! Ah, cute. I think it's scared of me. Its okay, I'm not going to hurt you little fella.
Oh, crap. What about the guy that climbed inside me? I opened my door and he came sprawling out, his silly hat still on his head. Hey, mister, you alright? He stood, completely ignoring me. HEY! Hello? A little thanks. I did just save your life! I think…
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I do believe that I have just "nuked the fridge", people.