Pein meets Sasori
(in a forest clearing)
Pein was getting impatient, "Oh my goodness where is he?!" he said. You see, he was waiting for the new recruit Sasori.
There was some rustling amongst the trees, and then, there he was.
"To what do I owe this honour milady?" asked Pein.
"I'm Sasori," he replied, "and I'm a male."
"Oh my lord!" screamed Pein, "You, … y-you?! Eeew!"
Sasori turned and said "maybe I should just go..,"
Pein stopped jumping and flinging his arms in disgust.
"No, no, stay please," said Pein as he awkwardly tried to comfort him.
"Alright then, Pein, is it?" asked Sasori.
"Yes, didn't you get my letter?"
"Did you get mine? And I have a question about the dental plan…"
"Get down, now!" ordered Pein as a squad was passing nearby.
(conversation in the squad after they passed)
"Gai Sensei," said Lee,
"Yes Lee?" asked Gai,
"Did you see that really pretty girl."