Happy ending. LOL. Not like
Summary: If I owned Naruto, I would damn well fix it! But still with a little angst 'cos... um... I'm still a litlle bit mean. Full summary inside. SasuNaru.
Full Summary:
Naruto has been dead for nearly four years after dying to save the village. Sasuke has lived in Konoha since then but no-one has ever really forgiven him for Naruto's death, including himself. He gets sent on a mission to Hogwarts. Not particularly origional. Orochimaru is working with Voldemort, and he ressurects Naruto. They sort everything out.
Then (because everything can be traced back to him) they decide to travel back in time and kill Madara before he starts all his evil plans: kill the Uchiha's, attack Konoha with the Kyuubi, world domination via Akatsuki etc.
Chapter 1.
"Sasuke." Tsunade began. "I have a mission for you."
Sasuke's expression didn't change. He had known that that was what she was going to say. It wasn't like she ould want to talk to him about anything else.
"The mission is to guard Hogwart's School of Witchraft and Wizardry" Sasuke scoffed at this but said nothing. Tsunade didn't like him enough to joke with him so he just assumed that he would be given more details later that would make it all make sense.
"Specifically this boy" she handed hima picture of a boy around four years younger than himself, with very mess black hair and bright green eyes. She then handed him a thick file.
"This is your mission file; it contains more information on the perameters of your mission, as well as a lot of background iinformation on the Wizarding world, and all known information on the man who calls himself "Lord Voldemort", who is the one you will be protectiing the school against, as well as his minions."
Sasuke flicked briefly through the manila folder and put the picture inside. He looked up again as Tsunade began to speak once more. "This," she pointed to an item on her desk, which, upon closer inspection, turned out to be an empty bottle of something wonder he hadn't spotted it before, the desk was littered with them, and it didn't exactly stand out.
"Is known as a portkey. Once you touch it you will be instantly transported to the headquaters of The Order of the Pheonix, wher you will meet Albus Dumbledore, the client. There is more information on the client and The Order of the Pheonix," here she looked up from shuffling the papers on her desk to meet his gaze, "in the mission file." She looked back down and continued, "you have two hours to memorize that folder's contents and to gather any belongings you feel you need to take. Clothes, weapons, personal items etc. However, since the mission is expected to ast for a whole year, new clothes and other items will be available to you there and you will be fully accomadated fro in the ways of food and sleeping arangements. Get on with it." She finished simply.
Sasuke immediately left and quickly packed some clothes, as well as a full set of weapons, strapping his sword onto his lower back. He then began to look through the mission folder, using his Sharingan to memorize it first time.
Baring in mind that the mission as for a year, and could be extended, as he left he picked up one of his few personal items, and put it in his bag, and left for the Hokage's office without a backward glance for the home that he wouldn't see for at least a year; that, unknown to him he would never see agin as it was now.
When he reached her office, he noticed that Sakura and Kakashi were there aswell.
"They wanted to say goodbye." She edjucated, obviously, with an annoyed look at him.
"Maa Sasuke, make sure you eat properly and change you pants everday?"
Sasuke ignored him and turned instead to Sakura, who smiled at him as he allowed her to give him a brief hug. He didn't return it, but then she hadn't expected him to.
"I'll miss you Sasuke, and so will Kakashi," she said.
""You'll be the only ones." He replied in a dull, monotone voice.
"Yeah probably..." muttered Tsunade, taking a swig from a new bottle of sake.
"Shishou!" exclaimed Sakura, shocked. "Shishou, Sasuke is my friend! Please don't be so rude!... And stop drinking! It's 10 o'clock in the morning!"
"Sakura! Surely you haven't forgotten what he did?! To the village! To team seven! NARUTO! It's his fault Naruto died!... And I'll have a drink whenever I damn well want!"
"Shishou! That's not true! Sasuke is here now, and he's doing his best fro the village! He's doing it because Naruto asked him to!"
Suddenly everyone went deathly quiet. They had all just realised what they were talking about. Each had a glazed look in their eyes as they remembered what happened just a few years ago. The horrible images that were still so fresh in their memories.
"Well..." Tsunade started, suddenly very buisnesslike indeed. "Now that you've said your goodbyes; Sasuke, you should leave for your mission."
Sasuke nodded and walked up closer to her desk, holding his bag (that sounds kinda gay) in his hand. "I just have to touch it?" He asked, though he already knew. Portkeys had been covered in the report as he was expected to be using them more than once, as well as just random background information, and things to watch out for.
"Yes." She replied simply. Then: "That's the wrong one..." she coughed an dpointed to a different bottle to the one that he had just picked up.
"Well maybe if you didn't have so many lying around at ten in the frickin morni-" he muttered picking up a different bottle before disappearing, just as a half-empty bottle of sake smashed on the wall that had been directly behind his head, a small line of angry beverage dribbling down the wall.
"He's right you know..." Sakura said as she kneeled down and slowly began to pick up the debris.
"Yes," the Hokage sighed, "but so was I."
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