Author's Note: Ok, so, you may have seen the thing I'm referencing floating around on facebook. I looked it over with the Pitch Perfect girls in mind, and when I got to Aubrey, I got a little traumatized. This is the result. The smeghead looked it over and even added a bit. I want to mention, eventually a new joint project between him and I will be coming at some point, but he's had it since the end of January and he's dragging his ass on it. There's more to it, we'll deal with it when it comes out. I don't know when more of anything else will come, I'm currently battling a cold and have other stuff going on. So for now, enjoy this, and stay tuned.

"Bree, sweetie come look at this." A grinning Chloe called out as she looked at her phone.

"What is it babe?" Aubrey asked as she moved behind the redhead.

"Did you see this thing your sister shared on facebook?" Chloe asked, moving her phone so Aubrey could see the graphic Chloe had open. "What is your vagina name?"

"No I haven't. Why, what's mine?" Aubrey asked as she looked it over, cringing when she saw what 'A' was. "Oh for crying out loud, that's disgusting."

"What is it?" Beca asked, pulling out her phone and opening facebook, breaking out into laughter when she saw it. "Oh my FSM that's hilarious."

"Of course you'd find it funny Ms. Sparkle Tunnel." Aubrey snapped at her shortest girlfriend.

"It does suit me quite well don't you think?" Beca asked with a beaming grin. "But you've gotta admit, it's hilarious that you, one of the of the two lesbians in this relationship, got the name 'Cock Box'. You'd think that'd be more of a Stacie name. Though Devil Cake does fit you quite well." she added, turning to Stacie and giving her a quick kiss.

"I can dig it." Stacie chuckled. "And Jelly Pie is perfect for Chloe, because she's just so sweet."

"It's not fair, you all get good names, even my sister gets 'Cutie Pit.' now that she's a Rosenberg." Aubrey protested. "That ten bands thing is a lot more fun."

"To most of us, maybe." Beca countered before looking both grumpy and frustrated. "Do you know how long it took me to get my list down to ONLY ten? I spent hours debating over that list. And then I read an article the other day that was basically saying I was douchy for filling it out and only using it to brag. Asshole."

"I saw it too, the author is the douche not us. He thought he was being hip and cool when really he was just spoiling our fun." Chloe added.

"People like him are why we can't have nice things." Stacie scoffed.

"Totally. " Chloe agreed, turning to Aubrey sheepishly "I'm sorry baby, I thought you'd find it as amusing as I did."

"It's ok."Aubrey responded in a defeated tone, not wanting to disappoint the redhead. "It's just hard.."

"That's what she said" Beca and Stacie cut her off in unison.