This is what happens when I can't sleep on a Saturday night...you get mixed Hell and this story. Sorry it might be short, but I have to publish this.

In the hospital...5:00pm

Naruto and Sasuke walked leisurely inside the sterilized hospital breeze-way, Naruto with his hands folded behind his head and Sasuke with his jammed inside his pockets. It was a normal visit to the hospital to check in on Sakura.

Starting to quicken his pace when they approached the familiar room number, Naruto tugged a reluctant Uchiha along by his collar.

" Come on Sasuke-teme, Sakura-chan's waitin' for us!" Naruto beamed.

Sasuke grunted in assent.

Stopping at the door that remained ajar, the two heard a familiar voice and name come from within.

" This growth is all your fault, Sakura." A deep and smooth voice growled.

" Yeah, well suck it up," Sakura's voice shot back," Its your fault, don't blame it on me."

Naruto, grinning ear to ear, skulked toward the door and pressed his ear against the wall, beckoning Sasuke with him.

" Gods, its swelling," Kakashi grunted angrily.

" Hey-don't give me that look," Sakura snapped," I can't help it if I get excited,"

" You and me both."

Naruto snickered while Sasuke's jaw popped open audibly.

" Ow. Its so...hard." Kakashi awed.

" You're not helping anyone if you keep touching it like that."

" I know I know. Its just- it rarely ever happens to a guy like me, usually I have more self-control than that."

" People tent to slip with that kind of thing. Now remove it."

" No."

" Kakashi,"-Sakura was gritting her teeth now-" take it off so I can see it better."

" The article of clothing will stay on."

" Fine, suit yourself,"

Now Naruto was the one with his mouth wide.

" My god, its still getting bigger? Sakura, you have to stop doing this to people."

" It takes a while for the swelling to stop. I said stop touching it!"

" Sorry, its just tender,"

" It tends to happen when people keeping poking and playing with it."

" Any suggestions on how to get this hard foreign thing away, and fast,"-Kakashi sounded to be pleading desperately-" I can't just waltz around Konoha with this thing sticking out for everyone to see."

" I suggest ice, make the swelling ease down gently so no one will notice right away. And yes, it is getting bigger."

" Damn it all."

Naruto felt like gagging. This as Kakashi-sensei and Sakura-chan, how in the world would this sort of thing happen to them? The blond glanced behind to see Sasuke had blanched, and was now shaking like a leaf in a hurricane.

" My god Kakashi, you really are clueless, aren't you?"

" Like I said, this sort of thing doesn't normally happen to me, its a bit embarrassing."

" I'll say. Here, give me the ice," Sakura sighed," I'll show you how, and then you do it, 'kay?"

" Alright, be gentle, its tender."

" Wimp."

The room was silent for a couple of seconds until a low deep throated moan filled the room.

" How does it feel?"

" Mmm, better, much much better. Who knew you'd be the one to make this happen, then be rid of it so quickly."

" Its a talent, years of experience,"

" 'Bout a year of experience, I'd say."

" You know, if you don't watch your mouth, I could easily do it again."

" No no, its not necessary, one good lump today will keep my curiosity at bay."

That was it. Naruto and Sasuke made a bee-line out of the hospital.

Back in the room...5:15pm

Sakura wrapped a bandage on Kakashi's head gently, his expression was not amused.

" You know, you have to accept the fact that I can throw pretty damn well," Sakura gloated, laughing a bit as his brow creased. He took the ice from her and placed it at the lump on his head.

" Right," Kakashi sighed." Note to self-don't challenge Sakura to a baseball match unless some headgear is involved."

Sakura smiled slyly." Exactly,"