A/N: This is a humorous result of my boredom. This fic is inspired by the Valley Girl endings on the DVDs for House M.D. Please enjoy!
"Like I totally never thought that
Ms. Smithson was like a murderer! Like she seemed like totally like
not the type." Lily said to Jordan, both obviously caffeinated
from too much coffee. "Like I'm waiting for Nigel to like finish
my DNA tests on the Johnson case. He needs to like hurry up already.
And Woody needs to like make up his mind, if he like wants to go
out." Jordan replied. "You should like play hard to get and
like tease him. Like where is he, anyway?"
"That is like
so hot! He's like totally at the presinct. Where is Nigel? He needs
to like hurry, oh my god!" Jordan said, looking as girly as
ever. Nigel looked confused as he walked in with his test results.
"Like finally!" Jordan said, in a slightly loud tone.
"Maybe you should like be patient and like wait once in a
while!" he added. "Just like totally give me the test
results and go do like whatever it is you do!" Jordan fired
back. "Somebody's dramatic today, but like whatever Jordan.
Fine." He huffed leaving the room.
"Oh my god! Like everybody's got an attitude." Lily murmured.
Later...
Woody arrived as the entire morgue staff seemed to be going crazy. He finds Nigel who is acting strange. "Hey Nigel! What's up? Where's Jordan?" Woody asked. "Oh Woodrow, look who decided to show up. Jordan is like totally in autopsy." He answered. "What is going on with everyone?" Woody asked, his eyebrows slightly raised. "Don't you know? It's like totally Valley Girl fever."
(Fade to Jordan's office, Garret is at the door.) "Garret, Do you like totally love these shoes? They were like on sale for like 50 off." Jordan asked, showing off her new shoes. "I think I need a vacation." He replied. "Do you want some like aspirin or something?" said Jordan. "Just get over this Valley Girl fever and take the day off!" he yelled, obviously annoyed.