Disclaimer: I own nothing but names not recognised.

Authors Note: Well here is the spin-off to the 'Official' series, I was going to wait till My Baby was finished but I can't control myself so I've decided I'll be writing this and that one at the same time, my other stories will have to wait because I'm giving all my attention to Rebecca and Ace and of course Billy who this story is about.

So here's the gist of this story, Billy's thoughts are in italics and we follow him on his journey to finding his one true- love *creamy sigh* who's it going to be? We also follow Ace and his time without Rebecca *cries* and the rest of the cobras, why because I love writing about them, they are just so fun to write about, I love writing about mean people, seriously if I knew Rebecca in real life I don't think I'd like her so much, I'm going to miss her in this story and the amount of frowns and glares she does and that furrowed brow that we read so much about! I kinda wish Eyeball was in this, hmm how can I place him in this, any ideas? lol.

Enjoy!


Who Wrote The Book of Love?
TheGoofyCat

Billy Tessio didn't exactly know how long he had been trying to get Connie Palermo to agree to sleep with him, he just knew it was a long time.

He had tried everything, from giving her flowers to telling her he didn't need her any more, but none of it had worked. She was frigged as a rock, high-strung and hard work. He had never done this much work as the work he was doing on New Years Eve, now the day started out as any other, he woke up, helped his old man paint the shed, ate his breakfast, spat in his brothers. Walked all the way to the convenience store to get his Ma a loaf of bread, greased his jet black hair, had a shave, watched his brother Vern dig for his pennies, boarded up the hole to get underneath the porch with a plank of wood, trapping Vern.

So as he borrowed his mother's car, which had seen many a better day, and drove the route to Connie's nice little place in Castle View, he wondered if tonight was going to be the night.

Better fucking be!

He got out of the car and straightened his tie and then walked to the door and rung the doorbell.

"Hello, Mrs. Palermo." He greeted nicely, a cheeky smile spread his face. "These are for you." He handed over to her a bunch of flowers he had swiped from his mother's vase.

"Oh, they are beautiful, William." Colette Palermo gushed.

"Just like your daughter, ma'am." He responded, if his friends had been there they would have ranked him out so bad, but he didn't care he was on a mission. He stepped onto the clean cream carpet, making sure he wiped his feet on the mat beforehand, he couldn't risk the chance of ruining the carpet and in return ruining his chances.

"I'll go get her for you." Colette beamed, hurrying up the stairs, he stared at her ass as she made her way up and his true smile showed, he was interrupted by a cough.

"What are your intentions with my daughter?" An old voice was heard from the corner and out stepped Colin Palermo.

To rock her world.

Pipe smoke filled the air and Billy wondered why they were so prissy with the cream carpet and not prissy with the smoke stains on the ceiling, he could do with a smoke.

"Good intentions, Sir." He lied.

"Oh, Daddy." Connie's voice interrupted them as she placed her soft hands onto her fathers shoulders.

"Now don't be out late, Con-Con." Colin told her and gave Billy a warning look.

This won't take long, fifteen minutes..twenty tops.

They said their goodbyes to her parents and got into his mother's beat up Mustang.

"So where are we going?" Connie asked as she sat shoulders straight and straightened out her poodle skirt.

"I thought we could take a drive to the creek, it's got a beautiful view." He replied and she looked at him warily. "Besides if we go anywhere else, everyone will be smoking and I know you don't like it." He smiled.

Uh!

"I haven't smoked in two days."

Two minutes more like! I could really do with one.

"Oh, Billy? Really?" She smiled and he nodded his head enthusiastically.

They drove in silence as they reached the creek and he parked the car over looking the whole town. The street lights brightening up the sky, they listened to the radio as Billy sneakily put his right hand round her shoulders, she leaned in towards him, placing her blonde hair on his shoulders, the smell of her hair smelt great and he had to have her, he pulled her close.

"Billy, No. You know I don't like it." She protested as he kissed her neck.

"Connie, don't you love me?" He asked.

"I do, but-"

"But what? That's what people do when they love each other. How can I love you if you won't love me?" He asked. "I'll take you home. Happy New Year, Connie." He started the car but she grabbed his arm stopping him instantly. He looked at her as she unbuttoned her cardigan and took it off.

"Will you love me forever?" She asked in between kisses.

"Of course, Con-con." He replied, his lips trailing down her neck.

*Ten Minutes Later*

"Oh, Billy." Connie sighed hugging him tightly.

"Yeah." He replied as he took out a cigarette and lit it. She jolted away from him.

"But you said?" She exclaimed horrified.

"Yeah I say a lot of things." He smirked the smoke exhaling from his mouth as the tears filled her eyes and she rushed out of the car grabbing her cardigan on the way out.

Billy leaned back and took a well deserved drag.

Fina-Fucking-lly!


You know the drill...Review. Next chapter is the chapter of Rebecca leaving and Ace's reaction...dun dun duh!