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Summary: what happens when saruman goes insane.
Fruity Saruman
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All the orcs whispered to each other. What did Saruman want with all of them? They were not yet ready to attack Helms Deep. Silence fell as the once white wizard walked out of orthanc. "My servants, I have been thinking." he started, drawing in heir attention. "It is time for a change around here."
The orcs looked skeptically at their master. "And by a change I mean a change in wardrobe." He looked at the stunned orcs.
"Scrunch, Come out." He said. The orcs burst out laughing as Scrunch came out. He was wearing a Frilly, pink ballerina's tutu.
"This," said Saruman "will be your new wardrobe." The orcs stopped laughing. "Come now and grab your new uniforms." Saruman said. The orcs reluctantly walked up and grabbed them. They proceeded to their chambers and change into them.
When they returned they were shocked to see Saruman in the most Frilliest, white tutu they had ever seen.
"Well, my servants. You're not the only ones with a change in wardrobe." As he said this, his Uru-Kai came out wearing black, sequenced shirts and long, black flare pants. "Now, since we soon attack Helms Deep, I wish you to dance with me and my Uru-Kai. Everyone find a partner. They all found a partner, the Uru-Kai mingled with the orcs.
"Now Pataburai... arabisk... Jump higher... Come on you look ridiculous... " Saruman coached.
A week later the orcs and Uru-Kai left orthanc, in their tutu's to fight at Helms Deep.
The End
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