How to make awesome Fruit Salad.
Prussia decides to make a fruit salad.
Dear diary,
Today I made a yummy fruit salad. It was totally awesome (but not as awesome as me). Anyway, I did however run into some difficulties and have decided to write this down for future notice.
Important things to remember when making fruit salad:
1. Get adult to supervise. (Preferably not Belarus. Canada maybe?)
2. NEVER chop the orange first.
3. It's better to dice the ingredients.
4. Orange is hard to dice.
5. Dice in following order: strawberries, apple, pear, banana, orange. If varying ingredients start from less juicy/ sticky.
6. Use a sharp knife, beware of fingers.
7. Don't watch TV while dicing.
8. Bandaids suck.
9. Put fruit in container not bowl. (trust me)
10. If you get juice on your shirt, don't worry because it's bound to happen again.
11. Banana is VERY sticky.
12. Orange makes LOTS of mess, don't panic, there's probably a sponge under the sink.
13. You put it in a container because now you can put the lid on and shake it, mixing has more spillage danger.
14. Make sure the lid's on properly.
15. Always know where the paper towel is.
16. Don't lick the lid, it makes you look like a retard.
17. You don't have to eat it all at once, it's already in the container.
18. Try to eat it within the next 24hours especially if it contains banana. (It looks kinda yuck after a while)
19. ALWAYS clean the mess BEFORE Germany sees it.
Prussia.
AN: Came up with these while I made a fruit salad the other day. There was more but I forgot. Maybe I'll add more later. Anyway, these tips are helpful, readers should try using them. Also you'll notice I just used country names, this is because I couldn't spell Belarus' name and couldn't be bothered looking it up. (Pressed for time)
R&R people!
Lots Of Love.