Author's Note: it's almost Christmas! sooo here's an AC Christmas fic~! Based heavily on the song "12 Pains of Christmas" by Bob Rivers.
The 12 Pains of Christmas
~ Finding A Christmas Tree ~
"Hey, this one's nice."
"It's so average though."
"What about this one?"
"That one is too small, and besides, it's losing its needles."
Nagisa could feel his eyebrow twitching, as he turned away from the as- A class student beside him. Of course Asano-kun wanted E class and A class to have a Christmas part together. Because of course A class was just so generous and wanted to set an example.
Nagisa, Sugino, Yada, Fuwa and Araki of the five virtuosos were tasked with getting a Christmas tree for the party. So far, Araki was dissatisfied with every tree they considered getting.
Sugino walked around a tree, and rubbed his chin thoughtfully, "This one ain't bad-"
"Too large." Araki interjected, shooting down his choice immediately.
Sugino sighed, looking towards the girls, a look of despair on his face.
"U-uh, hey why not get this one?" Fuwa pointed towards a tree, saying, "It's gotta be roughly ten feet tall, it's a little greener than the other ones, and it's price doesn't go over our budget."
"Hm,"
The four E class students looked at him, a bit of hope that he would approve.
"But it's not wide enough."
Now even Fuwa was a bit irritated with him.
"Come on, can't you make better choices?" he asked. "Well, I guess I should take that back - you are class E after all."
Now he did it.
"Well, then, if you're the expert, you choose one." The four said at once, their irritation evident as they spoke.
"This one."
Araki pointed to a tree - to be specific, the one they had first pointed out to him.
"ARE YOU KIDDING?!"
"Ah, it's over our budget." Araki said, noticing the price. He smirked, turning to the group, "Well as expected, you E class students picked a crappy place to buy Christmas trees. Be more considerate in choosing the next place to look for a tree."
All four of them looked at him, furious. Of course he would say something like that. They all had the same thought: Looking for a Christmas Tree, was such a pain.