How Crabbe got crabs
DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the characters in this story. They are all property of the genius, JK ROWLING. Only the plot and story are mine.
One Saturday afternoon at Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry, Vincent Crabbe wandered the dungeons on his way to get some food. He wasn't actually hungry, but eating made him happy, so that's what he decided to do. Once he reached the kitchens, (and tickled the pear in the portrait to gain access) Crabbe was met by a house elf named Dobby. "Why hello there young man, how can Dobby help you?" he asked. Crabbe sized up the elf. He was wearing a black sock with flashing lightning bolts on his left foot, and a green and pink sock on his right. "I was just looking for a little something to eat" mumbled Crabbe in a slow drawl. The house elf grinned a suspicious smile, and gave Crabbe a large bottle. "New shipment of Butterbeer, just came in today, you can be the first to see if they have outdone themselves with this new flavor" Crabbe took the bottle and chugged it in only one gulp. Almost immediately he felt the urge to urinate. He resisted the urge to pee in the empty bottle and ran through the portrait hole. Once outside, Crabbe ran as fast as he could to find the nearest bathroom. He was never very smart, and didn't know where a single one was, since he usually followed Draco. Finally Crabbe found a door that read *Bathroom* he burst inside, only to discover there were no urinals. "Must be a bloody Ladies room!" he snorted to himself. " I had better pee sitting down so no girls get suspicious seein' someone peein' standin' up in their bathroom. Crabbe ripped down his pants, then his fluorescent pink boxers and settled himself on the toilet seat. He was just getting ready to pee, when he heard a sound. "What's that? Who's there?" he yelled. Suddenly the sound got louder and louder, and was almost unbearable. Finally, the stupid git realized where the noise was coming from. Below his ass, in the toilet!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the characters in this story. They are all property of the genius, JK ROWLING. Only the plot and story are mine.
One Saturday afternoon at Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry, Vincent Crabbe wandered the dungeons on his way to get some food. He wasn't actually hungry, but eating made him happy, so that's what he decided to do. Once he reached the kitchens, (and tickled the pear in the portrait to gain access) Crabbe was met by a house elf named Dobby. "Why hello there young man, how can Dobby help you?" he asked. Crabbe sized up the elf. He was wearing a black sock with flashing lightning bolts on his left foot, and a green and pink sock on his right. "I was just looking for a little something to eat" mumbled Crabbe in a slow drawl. The house elf grinned a suspicious smile, and gave Crabbe a large bottle. "New shipment of Butterbeer, just came in today, you can be the first to see if they have outdone themselves with this new flavor" Crabbe took the bottle and chugged it in only one gulp. Almost immediately he felt the urge to urinate. He resisted the urge to pee in the empty bottle and ran through the portrait hole. Once outside, Crabbe ran as fast as he could to find the nearest bathroom. He was never very smart, and didn't know where a single one was, since he usually followed Draco. Finally Crabbe found a door that read *Bathroom* he burst inside, only to discover there were no urinals. "Must be a bloody Ladies room!" he snorted to himself. " I had better pee sitting down so no girls get suspicious seein' someone peein' standin' up in their bathroom. Crabbe ripped down his pants, then his fluorescent pink boxers and settled himself on the toilet seat. He was just getting ready to pee, when he heard a sound. "What's that? Who's there?" he yelled. Suddenly the sound got louder and louder, and was almost unbearable. Finally, the stupid git realized where the noise was coming from. Below his ass, in the toilet!