Kirby's Revenge
Kirby couldn't move. He had been beaten up so badly by Jimmy Hopkins. For a full year he couldn't move at all. When he finally got up again, he realized he had problems and started drinking. Eventually it got so bad he had to go to rehab and there he met Lindsey Lohan.
After he broke up with her he knew he would have to get revenge on Jimmy. Big revenge. He knew he had to get to Jimmy's planet but he didn't know how. He wondered around the universe for forty days and forty nights until he found it.
Kirby went to Bullworth academy and started to spy on Jimmy looking for something he could do. He found out that Jimmy was dating a girl named Zoe. Without waiting a minute he got out his trusty machine gun flamethrower and killed her.
Jimmy was really mad. He knew somebody killed her but whom? He was angry that he didn't know who to pound with his mighty fists. Kirby saw that he was mad and was happy. He was glad but he knew he had to do something worse.
He went around telling everyone that Jimmy killed Zoe. Everyone started hating him. Jimmy was really angry and sad. Kirby knew he had scored again. This was really evil but he had to do one more thing.
He was going to attack and kill Jimmy. He picked up his handy dandy machine gun flamethrower and went on his way.
Jimmy knew someone was against him. He was scared that someone was going to hurt him. He went to the bathroom to wash his face when suddenly, out of nowhere, Kirby jumps from the ceiling and knocks him out.
When Jimmy woke up, Kirby told him everything. He told him that it was him who killed Zoe and told everyone that Jimmy did it. He also told him why. Because he beat him up on mount Heebeedeebeegeebee. Jimmy said he was sorry but Kirby told him that wasn't going to cut it.
Kirby said that they were going to have a fight to the finish. Jimmy tried to punch him but Kirby jumped in the air. Kirby tried to hit him on the head in boulder form but missed. The fight went on for hours neither of them giving up until Kirby finally beat him and Jimmy was dead.
The endless fight between Kirby and Jimmy was over with Kirby as the ultimate winner.
There was only one problem. That was that all of Bullworth academy was against him. Some day there would be a fight between bullworth and Nintendo. Who will win?