~Emerald Sonata Works~
*Materials and characters featured belong to the Kantai Collection Universe*
Any 'English' phrases are tagged with [] for a certain lovely Fast Battleship...[deeessuuuu!]
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~ KanColle Dungeon ~
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Once upon a time...
In a world where the ground was pure 'Oceans'
And Islands and Archipelagos were Simple Towns and Keeps.
There were a band of Ship Girl Adventurers…
Allow this Quartermaster (humble narrator) to introduce them:
—The Mage of the Party was a sweet and incredibly-well-endowed Heavy Cruiser – her name was Atago.
"Panpakapa~n! Here's a lovely Ice Storm show for all to enjoy…Ah…I frozen everyone by accident…"
—The Ranger of the Party was a down-to-earth and silver-haired goddess like Armored Carrier – her name was Shoukaku.
"Patience is the heart of the arrow. Focus is the soul, and the arrowhead carries your determination…So please my dear arrows (planes)..Stop hitting my own allies…"
—The Cleric of the Party was the ever-smiling and two-faced Light Cruiser – her name was Tatsuta.
"Hmm…What should I do today?...Ah! I know, I'll steal Shoukaku-chan's underwear and say Kongou had a fetish or something…Yes. That sounds doable. Tee-hee…"
—And last but not least, the great almighty Leading Fighter of the Party was a lovely, stupidly-brave, and half-English-half-Japanese speaking Fast Battleship, her name was—
"Kongou is heading out to sink the enemy ship to [kingdom come]. Admira~l! Please watch me closely! [BURNING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE]!"
…,…,…,…,…
Each and every one of these simple Ship Girls gave up a life of peace and normality, in order to obtain their ultimate happiness.
The World's greatest treasure among the Clans of Ship Girls…
The Admiral's Love.
…And so, begins the catastrophe – er…the story of these simple Ship Girls.
"Ah! This Heavy Cruiser Mage is so sorry for setting you on fire!"
"…Akagi-neesama…Why do I have the misfortune of hitting the wrong person again… *sniff*?"
"Fu-fu-fu…I so want to see Tenryuu-chan's tearful face when she sees I found the ultimate treasure first…"
"ADMIRAL! [WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEE~EEEEEEEEEEEE]!"
…,…,…Sigh…