Chinchilla
You can talk about your drow elves and your fire giants too
Halflings, half-elves, half-orcs and chromatic dragons blue
Or any of Bhaal's progeny, be they great or small
But in my opinion the Chinchilla wins it all.
Chor.: Strolling o'er Faerun on a summer's day
Watching lovely Tethyr girls working at the hay
I really was delighted and I thought that it was grand
When in the Marching Mountains I met Chinchilla's band.
Oh, I never will forget the day I saw the creature change
I'd thought he was a bunny until I saw the fangs
His fur grew brown and he enlarged until before me stood
A Bhaalspawn Greater Werewolf 'gainst my quarterstaff of wood.
Strolling o'er Faerun on a summer's day
Watching lovely Tethyr girls working at the hay
I really was delighted and I thought that it was grand
When in the Marching Mountains I met Chinchilla's band.
'Twas fortunate companions were there to strike it dead
Although before the final stroke Chinchilla's group had fled
We'd wasted spells and potions few in a long and pointless fight
The kobold, xvart, and rabbit, they nearly won that fight.
Strolling o'er Faerun on a summer's day
Watching lovely Tethyr girls working at the hay
I really was delighted and I thought that it was grand
When in the Marching Mountains I met Chinchilla's band.
This is to the tune of the Scottish song "Gallant Forty." I based it on the Clancy Brothers version, which you should be able to find on youtube.