A/N: Okay, I wrote this like... two years ago... just never typed it... so... yeah. And I just found it. So, here ya'll go!!!

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"I'm unprepared... again..." Sora said. "Someone stole my shoes." Tidus said from the seat behind Sora. "I have gym shorts... I just hate gym." Riku said bluntly, sitting next to Sora. "Same here." Kairi said, sitting on the other side of Sora.

"Because you are all unprepared, AGAIN, for the fifth time in a row," Started their gym teacher, Mr. Hoopa-dra-click-click, Mr. Click-Click for short, as he walked in, holding a book, "I am going to teach you all the miricle of life." All eight of them looked at him, blankly.

"Birth." He explained.

"Oh gross!" Selphie complained. She had asked her mom, and her mom said she would find out when she was older. Of course, that could never mean anything good. Namine, on the other hand, jumped up excitidly shouting "Yay, birth!!!". Everyone just kinda looked at her, and she sat down, slowly.

"Wait, doesn't a bird fly over your house and-" Wakka started to ask, but he was cut off by Mr. Click-Click saying "No.",

"Can't we just order them online?" Riku asked.

"No." Mr. Click-Click said. "Now, it starts when a boy and a girl..."

Six hours later

"...And that is how a baby is born." Mr. Click-Click concluded. By now, Namine was crying, Riku was pail green, Wakka was on the floor, in fedal position, and Sora and Roxas were sitting in their seats, stunned.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tidus screamed suddenly, jumping out of his seat and running around the gym.

Namine stood up. Th-that was so...-sniff-... beautiful!" She said, walking out of the gym, tears still in her eyes.

Suddenly, Riku jumped out of his seat, hand clamped over his mouth, and ran out of the gym. Tidus ran by, screaming his head off.

Suddenly, Roxas jumped out of his seat. "Awsome!!! Hey, Namine!!! Come here!!!" He called, running out of the gym after the crying Namine.

"Sora?" Kairi asked, putting her hand on said stunned boy. "DON'T TUTCH ME!!!" Sora shouted, falling out of his chair in a scramble to get away from Kairi. "Why?" She asked. "YOU'RE A GIRL!!!" He screeched, running away from the confused red-head.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tidus ran by again as Kairi just shook her head and followed everyone out.

Selphie, who had been sitting thoughtfully, stood up and said, "So when a mommy and a daddy...amazing..." She walked calmly out of the gym, thinking on the subject, just as Tidus chrashed into a wall.

Selphie later remembered that Wakka was still in fedal position on the gym floor.

The End

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Tada!!! I forget what possessed me to write this... but do ya'll like it? R and R!!!