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@ Ace, Sabo, Luffy's Residence

"Shanks, can you please wake the boys up? It's getting late. They have to be in school on time." Makino yelled from the kitchen. She is currently preparing breakfast for the boys. Since she's the only female in the house, she's responsible for all the household chores and she plays the role of being a mother to the ASL Brothers.

"But I'm still on the bathroom!" Shanks shouted from the bathroom, just enough for Makino to hear. He is brushing his teeth.

"Please?" Makino pleaded sweetly.

Argh, how can I say NO to her? She's so damn sweet! Shanks thought. "Okay, okay. I'll go ahead." He finished brushing his teeth and proceeded to the room of those three stupid brothers. He hated the fact that they got the largest room in the house. It supposedly theirs, His and Makino's room. The three actually have their own rooms, but they told Makino that they want to sleep together and share the same room. Makino approved the idea and told them that they can occupy the masters bedroom since it perfectly fits for them. He hate the idea because it only means that they had to transfer in one of their rooms, which is not as big as before. Just for you to know, they choosed Sabo's room since it is the cleanest of all, or the only clean ONE. Shanks is now in front of the ASL brother's room and facing their ASL room rules written on a white cardboard paper.

Please read before entering:

ASL ROOM RULES:

1. People with names below are not allowed to enter:

-Monkey D. Garp

-Shanks

2. Do not touch anything. The mess are designed by Luffy. It's an obstacle course to keep us fit.

3. Respect the 3 O's: Our room, our space, our businesses.

4. In case the door do not open, do not enter.

5. Bring FOODS before entering. No FOODS, no entry.

WARNING: Violaters will be burned by Ace, Survivors will be burned by Ace again.

Written by: Sabo

Formed by: ASL

Stupid kids. Shanks thought. He entered the room and saw that they are not sleeping on their beds. They are sleeping on the floor with blankets under them instead. He sweatdropped seeing their sleeping positions. Sabo is lying his back with both arms at his side. Beside him is Ace, curled up on his side with his one arm under he's head and the another one is on Sabo's chest. Luffy is over his brothers' torsos. He's both arms are up and he's stomach is exposed. Actually, it is only Luffy who sleep very weird.

"Oi, Ace, Sabo, Luffy!" Shanks said while kicking them. His two hands are shoved in his front pockets. The three moves a bit, but still asleep. Luffy even dares to rub his exposed tummy while drooling for meat. Shanks tapped Luffy's face using his foot to wake him up, but Luffy drooled on it. Argh, how disgusting! Vein popped out of his head. He doesn't know how to get rid of it until he saw Ace move a bit and sticked it on his face. Much better, hahaha! Ace unconciously moved his hand and wiped the saliva from his face and transferred it on Sabo's cheek. Shanks raised an eyebrow to them, he then focused to Luffy and tap his face for the second time.

"Oi, Luffy! If you want meat, get up and eat!" He repeatedly hitting his face. Luffy opened his eyes half-lidded, but still not fully awake. He felt something is touching him and he can even smelled the aroma of Makino's cooking from the kitchen since Shanks didn' t mind to close the door after intruding the room.

"Me-meat!" Luffy grabbed Shanks foot and bite it. Shanks shouted in pain and blew Luffy's bite after he got his foot back. He thought he'll be missing his fingers. This damn kid. Shanks thought. Turning his head back to them, he is surprised that they are still in their deep slumber despite his loud shout. How come Makino can wake them up so easily? He questioned himself. His eyebrow is twitching. I've got to think of an idea!

"Okay, okay. Voice test. Voice test. Ahem. Ahem." Shanks is testing his voice because it is needed to sound his script very realistic and he even thought of himself as the smartest person in the world because of his bright idea. Satisfied with his voice, he is now going to start.

"G-Ga-Garp! Why are you here?!" He shouted nervously, but it was just an acting of course. The three sleepy heads ear's twitch.

One...

Two...

Three...

"Grandpa is here! Waaah! I'm still not taking a bath!" Luffy shouted. He started running around the room, doesn't even know what to do.

"Sabo, let me take a bath first!" Ace is trying to stop Sabo from going inside the bathroom.

"I'm the first one here!" Sabo is pulling Ace away. They have a funny position outside the bathroom.

"Give way for me, give way for me!" Luffy shouted as he ran through Ace and Sabo's direction.

"Luffy, the bathroom schedule is Ace first, Luffy last." Ace proclaimed, still fighting over the bathroom.

"What kind of schedule is that! I don't agree!" Sabo complained, now smashing Ace's face.

"No, I mean get out of the way! I can't stop my feet from ru--! Ace and Sabo froze when they saw Luffy coming their way. Before they can grab the chance of avoiding him, they already bumped to each other and carried inside the bathroom. A loud noise inside can be heard.

Shanks laughed for his success. He doesn't even know where he will put his overflowing happiness. The three, after recovering from what happened and realizing that the Garp thing is just a prank, got up and headed where Shanks was. They found him on Sabo's bed enjoying his moment.

"You must see your faces!" Shanks said, still laughing. The three lined-up and crossed their arms, giving him an annoyed look.

"Shanks, you evil! Don't you know how to read?!" Luffy asked while air puffing out his nose. Shanks stop laughing, but a face of a happy man is still visible.

"How about you? Don't you even know how to wake up by yourself?" He smirked. The three frowned.

"You nearly give us heart attacks!" Ace exclaimed.

"It is Garp-sama we are talking about here!" Sabo added.

Shanks snickered and stand up. "Yeah, yeah. Whatever, just clean up and eat your breakfast. Don't make the food wai--" Before he could finished his statement, Ace, Sabo and Luffy ran, beating the speed of The Flash. He just left in their room sweatdropping.

@Zoro's Residence

Perona just finished preparing breakfast. She is now transferring the foods from the kitchen to the dining room where Mihawk is sipping his cup of coffee while reading the daily newspaper. She realized that Zoro was still not there. She looked at the wall clock, 6:45 am.

"Isn't it Zoro's first day of school today?" Perona asked.

"I think so." Mihawk answered as he took another sip of coffee.

"That moron." Perona's eyebrows met and her lips pouted. "I better woke his sleeping muscled brain." She then started walking upstairs.

[In front of Zoro's door through his room]

"Now, what's this?" Perona raised her eyebrow and took the pieces of papers bind together and taped on the door.

The fist page stated:

To Perona

The second page stated:

Tip on how to enter my room properly:

1. Do not

The third page stated:

Stay alive. Keep yourself out of my room!

The forth page stated:

The picture of the last person entered my room is on the next page.

The last page stated:

*A doodle of a stickman burying another stickman*

She snickered upon reading it. "So, he know how to write?" She then tear the papers into pieces and intrudes the room.

"Oi, Zoro! It's already quarter to seven! Get your lazy ass up there!" She crossed her arms. Zoro is still on his bed. He lies on his front with his hands wrapped around the pillow, and his head turned to one side. "Hmm..." Zoro made a sound.

"Oi, ZO-RO!!!" Perona shouted. She then started poking him, flicking him, and pinching him. "Oi! MA-RI-MO!!!" Upon saying this, she saw his eyebrow shaked. "Maaa-riii--"

"Shut up, Perona!" Zoro yelled as he sit on his bed then gripped his blanket tightly. Perona raised an eyebrow to him and gave a what-is-your-freaking-problem look.

"Why are you even here?!" He asked slash shouted.

"Because I'm not there!" She placed her hands on her hips. Zoro facepalmed.

"How you got inside my room?!" He asked.

"I used the door, of course!" She answered.

"How can you got inside if the door is locked!" He's making a hand gesture of an explaining person.

"Use a key, idiot!" She exlaimed as her forehead touches his. He gritted his teeth in anger.

"I'm talking about you, how you unlocked the door if the key is inside my room!" He argued.

"Who needs a key if the door is unlocked, stupid!" She argued back. He is really annoyed, maybe he really forgot to unlock the door.

"Have you seen the notes?" He asked as he push Perona's forehead away from him.

"Yeah. Actually, I'm impressed you know how to write!" She teased.

"Well, I'm so disappointed you didn't know how to read..." He teased back with a smirk. "...and to understand! Pity on Mihawk, he's wasting his money in your studies." He snickered as he rised from bed. "Now, who's the idiot again?" His face nearly touching Perona's. He saw her annoyed look then backed out and started walking through the door. He thought he won the argument.

"Wh-what?!" Perona asked in disbelief. She just couldn't accept that a person who doesn't know the difference between left and right is trying to call her an idiot. Zoro reaches the handle of the door, but before he left Perona alone in his room, he suddenly fell down on his knees.

"Sorry, I'm an idiot. I wish I just didn't born." Zoro said negatively and Perona laughed at him.

@Sanji's Residence

"Good morning Sanji-kun!" A blue-haired girl greeted as Sanji opened his eyes. She is lying on the bed beside him. "Vivi-chwan?" He asked in confusion. "Did you sleep well?" She placed her soft palm on his cheek. Sanji got a nosebleed and blushed. "Wh-why are you here Vivi-chwan?" He then noticed that the woman is covered with white blanket covering her naked body. Her cleavage is exposed though. His heart beats faster. "What do you mean by that? Didn't you remember what happened to US last night?" Vivi said seductively as she moves her hand down to his chest. Now, he's heartbeat is three times faster than the normal. "La-last night? Wh-what happen between the two of us?"

"Two of us?" A raven-haired girl entered the room. She's wearing a big, white v-neck shirt which is obviously Sanji's. "Maybe you mean, three of us?" She walked sexily through the bed. He's heartbeat was now like a beating drum. His face is as red as a tomato. "What happen last night?" He asked, though he felt like he already knew the answer.

"It seems our Sanji forgot what he did last night." Vivi giggled.

"Why don't we do it again with our little eggplant to make him remember?" Robin smiled.

"I think that's a good idea, Vivi-chwan! Robin-chwan!" Sanji said excitedly as he made his signature funny look with heart-shaped eyes and nosebleed. He's about to hug the two sexy women in front of him when something came into his mind... little eggplant? And when did Robin-chwan called me that? It is only the old geezer call me that! Wa-wait! Don't tell me... don't tell me...

"Yes, Sanji-kun. Welcome to your worst nightmare!" Sanji looked back and saw the face of Zeff on Robin's body. He/she is raising his/her leg. Patty's face is on Vivi's. He/she got a rolling pin in his/her hand. Sanji's face was in horror. Before he could ever dodge, he is already beaten up.

"Wake up, you little eggplant! Stop your pervert brain from dreaming!" Zeff yelled as he continuously kicking Sanji.

"You shitty brat! Get your body up and not just your active c*ck!" Patty shouted. He used the rolling pin to wake him up.

"Are you waking him up or your sending him to death?" Carne sweatdropped upon seeing the scene.

Sanji came back to the real world and rised from the dead, I mean, rised on the bed. "Enough with beating!" He shouted. "Don't you know privacy? What are you doing in my room? Didn't you see the sign on the door?!"

"Ah, you mean this? Do not enter if you don't have b*bs. Shoes and shirts required, bras and panties optional." Carne read the sign he took from the door.

"Yeah that! And all of you don't have that, so OUT!" Sanji shouted pointing out the door.

"How rude this little eggplant can be? Huh?" And kicked Sanji on his head once more and walked throughout the room.

"Ouch, that old geezer!" He rubbed his head.

"Oi, you better fix yourself. It's your first day of class, right?" Patty crossed arms.

"Oh, shit! How I forgot that?! I'll be able to see Robin-chwan and Vivi-chwan's faces again!" Sanji said in excitement. "I better prepare myself!" And he twirled toward the shower room remembering his dream without the last part.

END of Chapter 1

A/N: There you go, minna! You might find my stories boring or lacking of something, pardon me. That's because I'm not really good at telling stories. Pardon my grammars or spellings too. I'm not really an English Proficient.