Hi! This is a new story of mine that randomly popped into my head (like many stories of mine often do) Anyway, I decided to write humor cause it's a great stress reliever. (Also because it's fun to put Seto and humor in the same scene!) This time I'll be nice and let you vote on theperson Tea ends up withif you want it to get highly romantic. The only rules are that there is no yaoi! I am not planning for Serenity to be in this fic, but you never know……
Main Pairing: Since this is romance on the side, I guess the main pairing will be Seto/Tea/Yugi(Yami) since there is no romantic interest for Joey and Tristan. This fic is more based on humor than romance though.
Disclaimer: I will own Yu-Gi-Oh when fish fly and dogs swim.
Seto: I'm pretty sure that I see Wheeler here and not in the lake over there.
Joey: Shut up!
Seto: Did I strike a nerve?
Joey: I can swim! Watch me! (jumps in the lake and flails arms)
Seto: So as you can see, swimmurgirl does not own Yu-Gi-Oh and probably never will.
Swimmurgirl: Now that was harsh.
Seto: But it's true.
Swimmurgirl: Good point……….
Yugi, Joey, Tristan, and Tea walked into the Japanese Literature classroom, talking animatedly.
"Hey, Joey?" Tea asked. "Do you know what day it is today?"
Joey screwed up his forehead in concentration. "April 1st, April1st," he thought out loud. "It wouldn't be Halloween would it?" he asked.
Yugi and Tristan rolled their eyes while Tea slapped her forehead. "No, Joey, that's October 31st!" she exclaimed. "April 1st is April Fool's Day!" she said.
"Oh yeah," Joey said, comprehension dawning on his face.
It was just then that Seto Kaiba decided to make his entrance.
"Would you geeks move out of the way?" he demanded.
"Hey, easy Kaiba!" Joey protested.
"I don't take orders from dogs," Seto responded.
"Why, ya little….." Joey was held back by Tristan while Yugi tried desperately to contain the situation. Meanwhile, Tea stepped forward.
"Kaiba, if you want to get through, there's a much easier way to do it," she said. "You could try a simple 'please' and 'thank you.'"
"Hnn. Whatever," he said, then started to walk away.
"Mmphh!" Joey said. This was due to the fact that Tristan had his hand over Joey's mouth to prevent him from shouting explicit comments at Kaiba. "Ya know what would be really funny for dis April Fool's Day?" he asked.
"What?" Tea demanded.
Joey rubbed his chin. "Well, it's just an idea, but maybe we could go raid Kaiba's mansion afta school!"
Yugi blinked. "Umm….Joey, I'm not so sure that's a good idea," he said, before being interrupted by Tristan.
"That's a great idea, buddy!" he said, hitting Joey on the head.
"Sounds okay!" Tea chirped.
"Ya!" Joey cheered. The rest of the gang sat down in their seats as the class began. Joey just had one more question.
"He does live in a mansion-right?"
Late that night, four teenagers crept towards the Kaiba mansion.
"Is dis da place?" one of them asked. He had a black hood pulled over his messy blond hair and his accent was strongly that of a Brooklyn-born person.
The only girl in the group pointed at the gates. "You see that big 'K' on the gate?" her blue eyes questioned. "I'd say that this is the place."
The second boy with spiky multicolored hair pulled out a lock pick. Pushing open the gate, he crept up the driveway.
From the second story window, a figure with navy blue eyes stood watching them.
"Aww man, it's wet out dere!" Joey said. A light drizzle had started and all of their clothes were splattered with the tiny drops.
"If I get any more wetter, I'll-ahhh!" Tea screamed as a bucket of cold water fell on her.
A light on top of the stairs turned on to reveal Seto Kaiba standing there with a triumphant smirk on his face. "Happy April Fool's," he sneered, descending the stairs. As his last foot hit the floor, he stepped on a well placed whoopee cushion that Joey had dropped.
"Mutt!" Seto exclaimed and made to chase after him. He was stopped by Tea's hand on his arm.
"Kaiba?" she asked.
"What?"
"I wanted to give you something," she said, then pressed her wet body against his.
Seto's eyes widened. "What is she doing?" he thought.
He wasn't the only surprised one, however. Yugi, Joey, and Tristan stood there with their mouths hanging open.
Finally, Tea pulled away. "That was for getting me all wet," she triumphantly stated.
Seto looked down at himself and it was true that he was completely soaking now. "Gardener….." he said.
Meanwhile, Joey glanced down at Tea strangely. "Tea, ya-ya don't actually like this creep, do you?" he asked doubtfully.
Tea laughed. "Of course not!" she said. "There's no way I like Kaiba the same way you like Mai."
Joey nodded, satisfied. Meanwhile, Yugi and Tristan were cracking up in the background. "Yeah, that's good, that's-not good! Tea!" he screamed.
Meanwhile, Seto was coming at her from the opposite direction. "Gardener!" he growled.
Tea turned around and ran up the stairs with Joey and Seto in hot pursuit. Flinging open the nearest door she could find, she ran in and locked the door.
"Tea, get back here!" Joey screamed.
"Gardener, get out of my room!" Seto shouted. (a/n: wrong thing to say…..)
Yugi, Joey, Tristan, and Tea stared open-mouthed at him. Well, Tea was actually staring at the door.
Joey was the first to recover. "Ha! Kaiba's room! Hey Tea, ya think you can find me some of his boxers so I can blackmail him?" he asked, temporarily forgetting their little argument in the hope that he could finally find something to use against his greatest rival.
Seto, on the other hand, was not enjoying himself nearly as much. "Gardener, get out of room right now or I'll…"
"Or what Kaiba?" Tea asked. "I'm in here and you're out there. What can you do?"
"………" was Seto's witty response.
"That's what I thought," Tea responded. Satisfied, she turned around to examine her surroundings. In the center of the room was a large navy blue king sized bed. On the dresser were numerous pictures of Mokuba and behind the dresser was…..Tea grinned. "This is too perfect," she thought.
Yugi and Joey were waiting for Tea to emerge when suddenly they heard her scream.
"Oh my God!" she shrieked.
"Tea! Are you all right?" Yugi asked. He was really worried until he heard her say…
"I didn't know that Kaiba liked pink trench coats!" she said, still loud enough for everyone to hear.
Joey's face lit up with laughter. "Ahaha! This is the best April Fool's day ever!" he said in between his tears.
Tristan soon joined in the laughter, while Kaiba was fuming. "Stupid cheerleader, when I get my hands on her…" he thought.
Meanwhile, he had to deal with a laughing Joey on the floor. "Get up, Wheeler, you look like a dog rolling around on the floor," Seto said disdainfully.
Joey just looked at him. "Dat hurts," he said. "Coming from a guy who wears pink in public!" This alone was enough to send him into laughter again over his own joke.
Seto growled. "Mutt. When I get you…..."
Fortunately, he was interrupted by Tea, who had finally emerged with something thrown over her arm.
"Tea!" Yugi exclaimed. "You're all right!"
"Yeah, I'm fine. Kaiba doesn't have any explosives or anything like that in his bedroom," she said. "Oh, and Joey?" she threw something silken at him.
"Whtff?" he asked. Opening the material, he saw that it was a pair of boxers. A grin spread over his face.
"Joey?" Tea asked.
"Wha?"
"Oh nothing. Just this!" she pulled out a whip cream container and started spraying him up and down. "That's the price you have to pay for those! It took forever to find where Kaiba stores his boxers!"
"Ahh! Call it off! Call it off!" he screamed, trying to avoid Tea and her whip cream bottle.
"Impressive," Seto stated. "Then again, it isn't very hard to agitate a dog," he sneered.
"Umm, Tea?" Yugi asked. "Where did you get the whip cream bottle?"
Tea grinned a grin that reminded Yugi of Kaiba's when he thought he has won a duel. "Always carry whip cream on April Fools Day, Yugi!" she said.
"That reminds me, Gardener," Seto said. "I think I owe you something." Smirking, he strode over to her.
"Kaiba. What are you going to-ahh!" she screamed as he picked her up and slung her over his shoulder, intending to drop into the nearest swimming pool.
Instantly, a bright light surrounded Yugi and he turned into Yami.
"Release her now, Kaiba," Yami said.
Seto smirked. "And if I don't?" he asked.
"I challenge you to a duel!" Yami said.
Tea rolled her eyes. "Yami's a nice guy, but he thinks that all problems can be solved by dueling," she thought.
"Umm….guys, let's postpone this 'duel' for awhile," Tea said, hoping to release the tension between the two rivals. Glancing over towards the wall, she saw a huge flat screen TV.
Seto followed her gaze. "What is she staring at?" he wondered. Then he saw the TV. "Oh no, she is not getting her grubby hands on my 20,000 TV!" he screamed in his mind. "Wait, not her grubby hands," he thought. "Her nice, smooth, soft-arghh!"
Forgetting about Tea's hands, Seto chased her around the couch, lunging for the remote. "Sorry Gardener, but I'm not letting you touch my expensive technology," he said, holding the remote above his head.
"Give me that!" she demanded, jumping for the remote. But being only 5'3" she couldn't get the remote from a 6'1" Kaiba.
"How amusing. You almost look like the mutt jumping for a bone. Of course, he's much uglier than you," Seto said.
Tea lookedd at him strangely. "Was that supposed to be some sort of strange Kaiba-compliment?" she asked.
"No. Anybody could look better than Wheeler over there," he smirked, satisfied that he had won the battle.
The only thing Seto had forgotten was that Tea wasn't the ordinary girl. Lightly elbowing him in the stomach so he doubled over, she grabbed the remote and turned on the TV. A news station popped up.
"It appears there is a storm heading straight for Domino, Japan," the weatherman announced. "There is no need to evacuate but people should stay inside and stay off the roads for the remainder of this weekend," he advised.
"I'm really sorry Kaiba," Yugi said. "But it looks like we have no choice but to stay here."
"Aw-right!" Joey exclaimed. "It's gonna be the rich life for us from now on!" He and Tristan bolted to the TV, reveling in its size.
Seto's eyes widened. "Me, with them for the whole weekend? Oh no!"
Before he could protest verbally, Tea had figured out how to order Lord of the Rings-The Return of the King from Comcast on-demand cable. Not knowing what else to do, he sat down as Peter Jackson's epic film began.
A/N: so was it good? It was fun to write this relieving stress. Chapter 2 is already partly written. Tune in next time as the gang (including Kaiba) plays Truth or Dare.
Also, I don't own Comcast or Return of the King. (if i did, i'd have billions of dollars)