The Beginning Of A Potentially Horrible Story
~~~~~~~~~by Notodon~~~~~~~~~~~
AN: I like big boots nd I cnat lei all u uder brudas cnt denie
A little boy fell down a 10,594 ft. hole that apparently was on a mountain. Or was it a girl? You decide, at !
Ahem.
S/He fell on a whole bunch of yellow plants. The young… uh… gender-ambiguous person cried out for help. "NEED A DISPENSER HERE!" it called out. A motherly creature approached the fallen cheld. "Oh my…" the creature spoke. "AH, cheese!" the cheld said, looking at it's fresh leg bruise. You know, because after 11k foot falls, you bang up your leg quite a bit. I'm starting to wonder if this fallen person is the Scout from TF2, but, I don't want this to be a crossover.
The motherly creature leaned down to where the scoot child laid. "Are you lost, dear?" The mystery-gender d00d-bro-chick got a better look at this motherly creature. She looked like a goat. Like, pure goat. Like this was an actual goat who hit a growth spurt, put on clothes, and learned to walk. Our fallen hero… ine… eh, we're just gonna say it's a dude from now, looked into the face of this goatmum creature.
AN: I NO I FORGOAT THE FLOWEE INTROE IM GETTING 2 IT OK! STUP WIT HAITIN M3
He was looking into the goat mother's eyes… Ooh, how sexy. Dat snout. Dat weird little goat-tee. Those weird pupils that would make Kermit The Frog blush. Mmm… "uh yeah I fell 11k feet and I scratched my leg a bit" the fallen cheld said. "My child, you forgot your capitalization and punctuation." the goat mother noted. "Woopsie-doodles." Said my original character, Frosk. That's his name.
Don't judge me.
The fallen midget was escorted to goat mother's abode. "Eyy girl, what's your name?" Frosk inquired. "I am Toemeal. Here, stay here and get comfortable while I do something for a couple of minutes." And with that, Toemeal the goat mother jumpsidoodled out of the window. Frosk surveyed the house. Seems comfortable. After thinking a bit about the goat creature, he did what people who are sexually attracted to goats do: nap. Frosk felt better, but not much. "Well, shit." Frosk said. So he did the other thing that people who want to fuck goats do: nap again. This time, while furiously fapping. Right as he finished, a dorr opund- IT WAS TOEMEAL!11!one
AN: I like listening to ebinessence: bring me to mems
Will Frosk get laid? Will neonazis revolt? Will the author of this story go to church?
Find out in Chapter 2!$$$$ #keepit100