Have you ever wondered what would happen if Naruto found out about all of the yaoi fanfics and pics people create nowadays? Well, here is my hypothesis, DISPLAYED IN A GAME SHOW!!
Me: (Walks on stage and sits in a comfortable blue chair. Waves at audience and smiles.) Hello, everyone! Thank you for joining me today! I also brought my friend, Emily! (Waves hand in the direction Emily comes walking in.)
Emily: (Quickly walks onto the stage and sits in chair next to Asia (me) while blushing.)
Me: Go ahead, Emily! Say hi to the audience!
Emily: (Hesitantly looks at audiences and smiles.) H-hi!
Me: (Laughs.) Anyways! Today's show is about what would happen if Naruto found out about yaoi!
Emily: I hate yaoi! It's so nasty!
Me: I hate it, too! Especially Naruto yaoi! (Makes a disgusted face.)
Emily: (Laughs.)
Me: Anyways, I would like you all to meet our guest, the star himself, Naruto! (Waves in the direction Naruto walks in, opposite the side Emily walked in.)
Naruto: (Sits in chair next to me.)
Me: Before we officially start, I would like to ask you how you feel about the show you 'star' in. What do you feel about Naruto?
Naruto: (Looks at me all weird like.) What?
Me: (Sighs.)
Emily: (Gives Naruto an annoyed look.) She said, 'What do you feel about the anime series, Naruto?'
Naruto: Oh! Sorry! Well, it's okay, I guess. I don't really like my character, though.
Me/Emily: Wha-!?
Naruto: (Laughs.) He's annoying! And I play him! If I ever met a guy that acted like my character, I'd probably kill him. When we're not on camera, I usually have to eat a lot of sweets in order to get as hyper and energetic as my character is supposed to be.
Me/Emily: (Starts laughing uncontrollably.)
Emily: Is it true you and Sasuke are best friends?
Naruto: Yeah! You better believe it! Sasuke is always bragging about how emo his character is when we're not on camera. He's cracks me up! I swear! One time, we actually had to replay the scene where Sasuke holds me up by the neck and is supposed to tell me how much he hates me because he is always just busting out laughing! And we didn't even know why! He was just laughing! It was so much fun!
Me/Emily: (Laughing extremely hard.)
Me: So you're practically saying that Sasuke is totally different off camera?
Naruto: (Smirks.) You know it!
Me: (Laughs.) Ok, well, let's get on with the yaoi.
Naruto: (Give me a confused look.) Yaoi? What's that?
Me/Emily: Gay stuff.
Naruto: Wha-what!?
Me/Emily: (Nods approvingly.) Yup . . .
Me: Here's some yaoi pic I found on the internet of you and Sasuke. (Hands him a piece of paper with him and Sasuke doing something dirty on it.)
Naruto: (Eyes widen and jaw drops.) What the hell is this!? WHO DID THIS!?!
Emily: (Starts laughing.)
Me: Calm down Naruto! There are a lot more out there! Fan fictions, pictures, you name it, they got it! (Smiles.)
Naruto: (Crumples up the paper and throws it at the audience.) Nasty ass people!
Me: Hey! No bad language on the show or I'll kick you off!
Naruto: Sorry . . .
Emily: (Looks at me.) Maybe we should take a break.
Me: Yeah. Thank you for joining us and if you have any questions for Naruto, Emily, or me, feel free to ask but please enter the request as a review! Thank you and good night!
(Everyone gets up and walks off stage.)
(Lights turn off.)
I know, that sucked big time but seriously, if you would like to ask me, Emily, or Naruto or even Sasuke a question, please enter it as a review and I'll enter it in the next chapter. Thanks!