Chapter 1:
"If we were a movie
You'd
be the right guy
And
I'd be the best friend
That
you'd fall in love with
In
the end
We'd
be laughin'
Watchin'
the sunset
Fade
to black
Show
the names
Play the happy song"
The song ended and the audience broke out into applause.
"Thank you! You've been an amazing audience, Goodnight!" Hannah shouted as she rushed off stage.
"That was great, as always." Lola gushed as Hannah met her off stage.
"Thanks Lola, hey where's Oliver? I thought he was coming backstage tonight." Miley asked.
"Oh, he's here all right, we passed a buffet table on the way to the stage and I haven't seen him since."
They both laughed.
"I should have figured that. I mean, it happens every time I let him come back stage."
"Let's go find him before he passes out from one of his sugar rushes." Lily laughed.
They went back to Hannah's dressing room, to find Oliver passed out on the couch, with cupcake smeared around his mouth and sneaking up onto his cheeks. He was also cuddling with one of the new Hannah Montana dolls that her dad had brought over to see if she liked them.
"Too Late!" Lily said.
"I swear, we can't take this boy anywhere!" Miley said, trying her best to sound angry.
I didn't last very long before she cracked and couldn't stop laughing, along with Lily who was doubled over.
"Hurry Lily, get my camera! This is too good." Miley let out breathlessly between laughs.
Lily rushed to her bag and pulled out the digital camera. They began snapping away. They even jumped in the picture for a few. The whole time Oliver didn't even stir.
"Wow that sugar really knocks him out."
"I know, so how should we wake him up?" Miley questioned.
"Let's just do it how we do it all the time, it always works." Lily suggested.
"Ok."
"Oh My God Jessica! Jessica Simpson! It's so nice to meet you!" Lily shouted into Oliver's ear.
With that he shot up off the couch, still holding onto the doll.
"What? Where? Jessica!" Oliver shouted groggily.
Miley and Lily began to double over with laughter.
"What? Huh? Where's Jessica?" Oliver questioned, confused.
They fell back into the chair, still busting a gut.
"Oh man, you guys! Every time!" Oliver wined.
They kept laughing.
"What's so funny? You got me. Ha-Ha!" Oliver said and raised his hands in defeat.
"Loo—Look in the mirror." Miley said through her now contained giggles.
Oliver turned around to look at the mirror. He opened his mouth.
"Guys!" Oliver cried.
"Oh, no, this was all you. We came in and found you like this mister!" Miley scolded.
"Yeah, I really like your cuddly, cuddly, Hannah doll." Lily cooed.
He looked down and saw that he was holding a doll. He immediately dropped it.
"I don't know how that got here." Oliver said, looking towards the floor.
"Really? Because you two looked pretty comfy together."
"Guys," He whined again. "This isn't fair! You know how I get when there's sweets! I'm so weak!." He complained.
They kept laughing.
"We know, that's why we bring you. You've been our entertainment for the past eight years." Miley smiled.
"Thanks guys, hit me when I'm down." His face saddened.
"Oh you know we're only kidding, Ollie wolley. We love you." Lily gave him a shoulder hug.
"Yeah, we love ya." Miley joined them.
"Aww, thanks guys." He leaned on Lily's shoulder.
"Uh, could you maybe wash your face before you get it on Lola's clothes." Lily asked as she pushed his head off her shoulder.
Oliver went into the bathroom to wash off his frosting beard off. The girls sat down on the now vacant couch.
"Wow," Lily said, " I can't believe it's already been eight years since we found out your secret."
"I know. It seems like only yesterday." Miley sighed.
"Yeah, especially since Oliver still acts like he's twelve." Lily laughed.
Oliver strode out of the bathroom like he was all that and winked at himself in the mirror.
"We're you lovely ladies talking about 'Smoking oken'?"
Miley and Lily laughed at his old nickname. They looked at each other, nodded, stood from the couch, and tackled Oliver across couch. They laughed and landed with a thud.
"Hey ladies, there's enough of me to go around." Oliver smirked.
The girls rolled their eyes and laughed.
"Well guys, we should get going, my dad's probably waiting in the limo. He told me he has some good news."
"Ok, Oliver and I will meet you out there while you change." Lily said.
"Yeah. Lets stop by the buffet table on the way out, there was a banana cream pie with my name on it." Oliver said excitedly rubbing his hands together.
"Oh, no," Lily said pushing Oliver through the door, "You'll end up with a banana cream facial and I am not cleaning that up."
"Ow, Lily," Oliver whined and rubbed the shoulder she pushed, "You know you're freakishly strong."
"Oh you are such a baby."
They were down the hall and around the corner and she could still hear them arguing.
She chuckled to herself and closed the door, to change her clothes.
She wished it could always be like this.
A/N : Ok so this chapter doesn't have much to do with the general story, it's just an intro. It shows to type of relationship they have as friends. It gets better I Promise, and it's defiantly JILEY!!