CV = Curriculum Vitae = Resume
This is the third one I've written
-Arthur Kirkland (England): Done!
-Alfred F. Jones (America): Done!
-Gilbert Beilschmidt (Prussia): You can read it now! =D
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia.
Ludwig Beilschmidt was about to make breakfast when he found a note in the fridge. He sighed when he recognised his brother's handwriting. 'I'm sure this is bad news,' he thought.
The note read:
"West! You have to send some CVs to some places (I wrote a list, it is with the CVs, on my desk). Matthew said that his brother wanted a job in those places and I'm way awesomer than him! Kesesese~
Thanks! I'll know it if you don't send them before noon, kesesese.
The Awesome Me."
'My brother wants a job. That's new. But I have a bad feeling about his CV. Let's go read it.'
Ludwig went upstairs and found the CVs on his brother's desk. He read them:
Gilbert Beilschmidt
Address: The awesome Prussia. Don't you dare to say that it does not exist anymore!
Phone: It doesn't work. Beer is awesome, but did you know that when you throw a mobile phone in a glass of beer it gets broken? Unawesome!
Email: Awesome_Prussian(at)Girlbird(dot)kesese
Profile
I'm Prussian and you can call me "Your Awesomeness". I don't know how to cook, but my awesome Canadian friend does! His are awesome pancakes! My brother is a cleaning freak and his boyfriend (a cute little Italian) knows how to cook any kind of pasta. That means that if I don't feel like working, I can send any of them in my place! And I'll get the money, kesesese! As a good Prussian, I know everything -everything- about beer! I'd make the best barman (Would I get free beer? 'Cause that would be awesome!). And I'd get tons of customers because I'm so damned sexy *winks*. Everybody should meet my five meters of awesomeness!
Education
Drinking beer since I was a kiddo (a cute one, by the way).
2008/2011- Watching Mattie cook his awesome pancakes
Skills
I can convince anyone to get a drink (that's good for your business!).
I have a buddy who would be an awesome bodyguard if you hired me. His name is Gilbird! He's the best!
I can sing and dodge pans at the same time.
I already know how to recognise chicks! I used to confuse them with guys... But not anymore!
I can do anything or bribe somebody to help me. Kesesesese.
Selected Achievements
Invaded that stupid Austrian's vital regions.
Related experience
Ask any barman in the country. They can tell you that I know beer better than anyone else.
Other things
I'm awesome. So is Gilbird.
Are you a chick? Then, have in mind what I wrote about my 5 meters, kesesese!
Are you a guy? Hhhmmmm... Five meters! Jealous? Kesesese.
'Gilbird as a bodyguard? Well, it would work with Feliciano but still...' Ludwig thought. 'If he wants a serious job, I won't go against his will. This must be a miracle. Should I frame one of these Cvs?'
Should I write more? I was thinking about writting Francis (France) or Feliciano (North Italy) next. What do you think?
Review? Please!