This is my second fanfiction - will contain Fairy Tail elements.

Note: This chapter will be VERY short - I only intended for this to be a tiny prologue based on the average day inside a Hyoudou house.

The other chapters will be at least four times as much as this, and you have my word.

"Issei! Get up!" a seventeen-year old boy said, calling Issei on request from his parents.

"Uuuuuuu... wonderful oppai..." the half-awake boy groaned, confessing his love for breasts.

"Why do I even bother anymore?" the former boy replied, facepalming himself after getting into Issei's room to see him with the widest, most lecherous grin on his face that no pervert could ever match. Issei was a pervert, but no ordinary pervert, you see. Issei was known for being the most perverted person in his entire school, just before Matsuda and Motohama, who are his perverted buddies. Together they form the "Perverted Trio".

"I have to use *that* again..." he continued, cursing at his parents for giving him this role.

"Issei! Get up before I burn your secret stash!"

"NO! STAY AWAY FROM MY STASH, DEMON! MY WONDERFUL MAGAZINES AND I SHALL DIE TOGETHER!" Issei quickly sprung out of his bed, grabbing all of his magazines while foaming from his mouth in the corner of the room.

"Calm down, bro. Kaa-san and tou-san asked me to wake you up.. for the six-hundredth time already." the younger boy said, his name was Katashi Hyoudou, the son of Carla Hyoudou and Takeshi Hyoudou. His older brother was Issei Hyoudou, who was a perverted hormone-ridden seventeen-year-old boy.

Both of them were not exactly normal either - they were Dragon Slayers. They belonged to the infamous Japanese Dragon-slaying clan "Hyoudou", and were experienced users in their primal elements. Takeshi controlled fire, Carla controlled ice, Issei controlled water, and Katashi controlled lightning. Here they were, the perfect family: A perverted boy, a pure boy, a fierce warrior-dad, and a loving mother (insert sarcasm here).

"Damn you, Katashi. Don't joke around with me like that! You know how dear my magazines are to me!" Issei yelled, while swirling his mouth out with water and then letting it flow back into his water-body.

"We have to do our training. Eventually we shall be the ones to carry on the legacy of the Hyoudou clan. Thus we must train everyday until we get strong, you know that, right big bro?" Katashi said.

"Fine."

"Well then. Catch me if you can!" Katashi said, using his lightning body to speed round the house.

"Hey! Wait up!"

"Eat my dust, big bro!"

"How about you eat my water, little one!"

"How about both of you eat my ice." Carla said, generating a thick block of ice which Katashi and Issei both ran into.

"Ywesh, kwaa-shan..." the two brothers said, trying desperately to fix their now deformed faces. Issei looked like an irregular elephant, while Katashi looked like a broken whale.

"Hey, Issei... You look like an elephant on crack! Haaaaa! +1"

"OI! At least I don't look like a messed up whale!"

"Why you little!"

"... elephant face!"

"... deformed whale!"

"Kids are always lively. I remember when we were like this, Carla." Takeshi said, walking downstairs from all of the rumbling noise, easily shaking the house from its reinforced (underground) steel pillars.

"I still won't forgive you for burning my ice sculpture..."

"And I won't forgive you for freezing me with ice."

"I'll freeze you again if you don't shut up!"

"And I'll burn you once more if you do that!"

"Takeshi! I will murder you!"

"That depends if you even can!"

"Okay! That's it! Take my pillar of ice!"

"Fine! Take my scorching hot fire!"

Issei and Katashi were just looking at the show, their parents' firepower was impressive, and this was just playfighting.
Both of them imagined what it would be like if they were serious.

Not wanting to see that, Issei and Katashi converted into their elemental forms and ran away together at the fastest speed possible for a human being.
And as they turned around, they could already feel chills and see smoke arising from the house.

Yep. This was definitely the perfect family...

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