Ciao! I am The Awesome Tomato and now I'll tell you how I was born:
It was a warm sunny day, my father Romano had just take me and as he saw me said "What a great tomato! So red!" there were many of my brothers too, but of course none of them could compete with me.
In the garden, all adore Romano because he makes us grow and mature with his love, none is neglected.
Fortunately or unfortunately, depending on your point of view, when he put the basket where I was placed on the table, I rolled out, he not seeing me and leave with my brothers. Suddenly we heard the doorbell ring and Romano went to answer "Kesesese! Guten Morgen, Liebling!" "You idiot, what are you doing here?" "I came to see you, I missed you ~" "S-shut up!" Finally they came to the back and I managed to meet my father Prussia "Since you came all this way, you can stay for a while but not take advantage of my kindness, understand? I'm also working so don't bother me" "Right! Hahaha!" he dropped into a chair beside me and followed Romano with his eyes until it went out of his sight, it was then that he noticed me, "Hey, what are you doing here alone? You look good ... I decided, the awesome me make you great!" Said this, he ran into the house to look for something "Hehehe" resurfaced with a black marker in his hand, took me and began to draw "Here, now you're really awesome!" he leaned me back on the table and stay to admire until Romano arrived "Prussia, why not give me an ha-What the fuck?!" stared at us both, "Look at it Romano, isn't awesome?" in a split of second, his face became all red, dropped the box in his hands and began to run after Prussia "What the hell have you done to my tomato?! Jerk!" the only answer he got from Prussia was a "Kesesese!" and then ran away triumphantly.
This is my story, in summary: Papà Romano made me grow up healthy and Vati Prussia gave me the awesomeness.
Translation:
"Guten Morgen, Liebling!" - "Good morning, Darling!"
Papà/Vati - Dad