The End of the World
Axel: OMG Roxas!!! It's the day! Today…. It's…it's… THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!
Roxas:uh… no… that's tomorrow…
Axel:NO!!! It's today!!! Look on the stinkin stars It says that the end of world is midnight tomorrow!!! Like, the world's gonna go kablooey!!!
Roxas: Let me look at it…
Roxas looks up into the night sky
Roxas: OMFG!!! It is!!! It is gonna go kablooey!!!
Axel: Exactly!!! We gotta do everything we ever wanted to do in less than 24 hours!!!
Roxas: I'm sorta sleepy though… can't we do it tomorrow?
Axel: the end of the world and you're just gonna sleep? What the hell is wrong with you?!
Roxas: I meant sleepy as in, let's go to bed.
Axel: WTF! That's what I mean! How can you sleep when it's the end of the world tomor-
Roxas puts a finger an Axels lips to quiet him up. Then… (dramatic music) Roxas kisses Axel.
Axel: oO
Roxas: do you know what I mean when I say : let's go to bed??
Axel: oO
Roxas: come on: let's go to my room and "go to bed."
Axel: but… but… I don't like you like that. I mean… like… you're my best friend and all but… but…
Roxas: shut up
Axel: wah?
Roxas hits Axel in the head and knocks him unconscious. Then Roxas drags Axel to his room and goes "on with THE process"
Axel wakes up
Axel: wah… I'm in bed… holy shit I had the most god damned dream ever-HOLY SHIT!!! WTF?!
Axel notices that Roxas is smiling up at him in the same bed…while they are both… in the…nude cough
Roxas: awwww… sweetie… you woke up… and I was just about to have some fun
Axel: God damn you Roxas!!! Gimme back my friggin clothes!!!
Roxas: sigh if you wont shut up I have no choice but to "rape" you.
Axel: oO
All of a sudden, the door opens and Sora and Kairi burst in yelling "OMG! THE WORLD IS GONNA END!!!"
Then they see Axel and Riku and whirl and turn around and go out the door.
Roxas: smiles evilly
Axel: sobs hysterically
Riku drops in from the ceiling and stabs Roxas with his keyblade.
Riku: get the hell away from my boyfriend
Roxas: WHAT?!!! Axel!!! You… you… lied to me…
Axel: uh… no… you raped me I was going to say that I was engaged to Riku but you just had to knock me unconscious huh?
Roxas: I…still… love…you…
Riku: die bastard stabs again
Roxas: AGGHHH
i'm like seriously bored... this fanfiction seriously sucks coconuts...