NEWER A/N: Sorry for the delay, just got back from a 4-day trip.

Oh my gosh! It's the beginning of the second book in the TCS series! Currently listening to AATC, energized, I'm ready. SUMMARY TIME!

Just when the chipmunks and chipettes at the school thought they were getting away, Kyle announces that they're staying for summer. What's the worst that could happen? ALVIN plays detective? A pie bomb goes off in the kitchen? Some people go missing? Oh, you have NO idea…

Chapter One: Welcome Back To Trouble

"Hey Chrissy, look what I have…" Kevin stood by the doorway swinging New Super Mario Brothers Wii in his paws. Chrissy whirled around.

"Easy. As. Pie. In fact, the loser has to bake the winner of the game a pie!" she said. "You're on!"

"I call Mario!" Kevin said. "Yellow toad!" Chrissy called. Chad yawned. "Guys, it's early…" "It's TEN IN THE MORNING!" Chrissy shouted. Katie walked in the room.

"Where'd you go?" Chrissy asked.

"Jogging," Katie answered simply. Kevin secretly hit the start button on the game. "Here we go!"

"AH! Kevin! Hey!" Chrissy hurriedly pushed down some buttons to catch up with Kevin.

Meanwhile in a Los Angeles jail…oh crud…

"I'm out, master," the chipette said into the phone.

"Good, Vampette. Do you know how to get there?" "Mmhmm…I have a pretty good idea…" A sly smile came over Vampette's face as she clicked the phone off. "I'm back, baby…"

Back at school in Erika's dorm…

"GET UP! GET UP! GET UP! GET UP! NOW! NO TIME TO SLEEP! PREPARE!" Dylan yelled at the top of his lungs.

"What?" Dani yelled, chucking a pillow at him. "I got word from Brittany who got word from Jeanette who got word from Simon who got word from Theodore who got word from Max who got word from Chrissy who go word from Ch-"

"SHUT UP AND GET ON WITH IT!" Erika yelled. "Vampette broke out of jail this morning, completely in contact with Ian…," Dylan said. Fifi hit her head on the bunk above her as she shot up.

"YOU'RE TELLING US, THIS EARLY?" she yelled, grabbing the collar of his shirt.

Erika pulled Fifi off of him.

"Why? Do you wanna get killed?" she asked, turning to Dylan.

In homeroom (or meeting room, for the summer), later that day…

Kyle cleared his throat.

"Good morning guys…," he said slowly.

"What's so good about it? Vampette's out of jail!" Brittany called. Kyle rolled his eyes. "We know that. That's why I called you here," Kyle said. "Then I'm out of here," Brittany said. "SIT!" Kyle instructed. Brittany sat back down.

"We're going to have shifts watching the school. You each have a partner. It will be the girls with the girls and the boys with the boys, except for Dani and Dylan, because we have an uneven number of girls and boys," Kyle continued.

"Who are the rest of the partners?" Leah asked. "Brittany and Nicki, Leah and Jeanette, Eleanor and Tammy, Violet and Mia, Erika and Fifi, Chrissy and Katie, Alvin and Jeff, Simon and Max, Theodore and Scott, Greg and Berry, and Chad and Kevin," Kyle answered.

"Can you explain this, please?" Tammy asked.

"Every night, from seven to midnight, the partners will walk through the halls, watching for Vampette. If you find her, blow these horns," Lisa said, tossing each student a horn. (The ones that, you know, like, you press down the top and then they make a loud annoying noise…)

"If a partner gets injured?" Max asked, whipping out a notepad. Jeff raised an eyebrow.

"Help your partner up and make a run to the nearest room with a door that locks on the inside," Tina said.

"We're giving you guys walkie-talkies to communicate if you're separated, or if you need to contact asleep students…," Kyle said. The students received their walkie-talkies. Greg raised his hand.

"Yes, Greg?" Kyle asked.

"How is Butterloser supposed to help?" Greg asked. The students burst into laughter as Will's face went ten shades of red.

"I'm out of here…," he grumbled angrily, cooking up several schemes at once.

"He sets up gear for you to knock out Vampette with, like dodge balls," Lisa said. They heard Will's voice. "NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU!" he screamed, running in and first going to Kyle, going to Lisa, and then going to the students.

"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. You're helping!" Kyle said firmly. "Can't we just let the vampire get them?" Will asked. Chrissy got up and pressure pointed Will. "You're getting very sleepy…" Will fell to the floor.

"Nicely done, Chrissy," Kyle said. Chrissy grinned and nodded as she went back to her seat.

"So who's going tonight?" Mia asked. "It looks like…Brittany and Nicki…" "WHAT?" Brittany and Nicki yelled. Chrissy grinned.

After the meeting, at lunch…

"I don't get it, what could Vampette possibly want with us?" Violet asked. "Simon. Revenge," Scott said simply. Simon looked at him. "Yeah, that makes me feel a whole lot better," he said.

"Don't worry. Brittany and Nicki are good at this kind of thing," Jeanette said. They heard Brittany and Nicki shriek over lip gloss. "I hope…"

"Gee, this is sure a nice way to be welcomed back," Jeff muttered. A crack of thunder was heard, and a bolt of lightning was seen. "Why am I not surprised?" Alvin asked.

THAT NIGHT, WITH BRITTANY AND NICKI…

Nicki clung to the vent as she hung over the floor. "See anyone?" Brittany whispered.

"Nope. Coast is clear," Nicki replied. The jumped from the vents. "Vampette, come out, come out…," Brittany said.

"Why don't you come here!" a nasty voice said, louder on the word 'here.' "N-Nicki…?" "N-No…"

"FOOLS!" the voice yelled. "Vampette! Run!" Brittany yelled. A vine shot from the end of the hall and wrapped around Nicki's waist. "BRITT!" Brittany's fists clenched.

"Well, well, well…," Vampette's voice said. Alvin was hidden in the halls with Jeff, filming.

"Welcome to the Vampette Building Watch Cam. I tuned in at the right time. It's Vampette Smack-down," Alvin said to the camera Jeff was holding.

Jeff shifted focus to Nicki tied in the corner, in vines. "They're fighting for my girlfriend, Nicki," Jeff said. He then shifted focus to Brittany and Vampette.

Alvin stood back in front of the camera. "Who will win? If Brittany loses, we have to help…," Alvin said.

Brittany threw a punch at Vampette, who ducked. Vampette kicked Brittany in the leg, sending her down.

"OW, YOU IDIOT!" Brittany yelled. She stuck out her leg and tripped Vampette. Then she tackled her.

"Folks, can this get any more fun? Probably. Let's watch!" Alvin said. Jeff zoomed in. Vampette had poison in the belt she wore.

"GUYS SHE HAS POISON!" Alvin yelled into the camera, a little too loud. All three girls looked up.

Vampette saw her chance, and a vine wrapped around Brittany. The other end of Brittany and Nicki's vines wrapped around Vampette's wrist as she ran away.

"COME ON!" Alvin said to the camera as he and Jeff followed. Brittany and Nicki's nail dug into the floor as they tried to escape.

"ALVIN! JEFF!" the two screamed. Vampette turned around to see Jeff with a camera and Alvin is with a microphone.

"Is now a bad time or should we keep rolling?" Jeff asked. Brittany and Nicki rolled their eyes. "Keep rolling," Vampette said. Brittany and Nicki both glanced at her.

"Why are you doing this? Why are you back here?" Alvin asked. He leaned into Jeff. "You getting this?" Jeff nodded.

"TO EXACT MY REVENGE ON THIS STUPID SCHOOL WHO ALWAYS FOILS MY PLANS!" Vampette yelled. "We knew you were coming. That's why Nicki and I were out here in the first place," Brittany explained.

"Then what are those two idiots up to?" Vampette asked. Jeff rolled his eyes. "I don't know. Filming this I guess," Nicki said.

"Well you're all fools," Vampette said. "Like we don't know that already…," Brittany said.

"Wait, so why do you have us?" Nicki asked. "Yeah, why?" Alvin asked. "I'LL MAKE THE SCHOOL ALL MY SLAVES! I ALREADY HAVE A HELPER I DIDN'T NEED TO MIND CONTROL! OH WILL!" Vampette said. Will came out of nowhere, smirking.

"JEFF, YOU BETTER BE FILMING THIS…," Brittany said nervously. "I thought this was the best way to get rid of you filthy rats!" Will said. "WE ALL TOOK SHOWERS. WE'RE CLEAN, OKAY?" Nicki said, sniffing her fur anyway.

Will rolled his eyes. "You know what I mean," he said, his disgusting breath escaping as he spoke.

"Aw, yuck! Do you EVER brush?" Alvin asked. "Stopped years ago," Will said, acting proud.

"Okay, so what are you doing helping HER? OF ALL PEOPLE?" Alvin asked. "I decided that I don't like any of you. But I like her and Ian," Will said.

"Go figure," Nicki mumbled. Will threw a dodge ball. It knocked out Nicki. "NICKI!" Jeff yelled, cringing.

In Kyle's room…

"NICKI!" a muffled voice yelled. Kyle rubbed his eyes. "No Daddy…they always call me Kyla and Maya…," he said, still half-asleep.

A muffled gruff voice came next. "NOW YOU'LL ALL GET IT!" Then he heard two girly shrieks, and a girl's evil laughter.

"What the heck?" Kyle muttered, putting on his slippers. He opened his door and walked to the location. He stopped short, his mouth hanging open.

Will threw a ball at Brittany, which narrowly missed and rolled right by Kyle's voice. Will's eyes followed the ball until he saw Kyle.

He and Vampette froze.

"Kyle, I-I can explain!"

"Will, I…"

Kyle's voice trailed off. He saw two of his poor female students tied in the vines, Jeff with a camera, and Alvin with a microphone.

His emotions shifted from upset to confused. "What are you two doing up?" he asked.

"We got bored, okay?" Alvin and Jeff said. Jeff continued filming. "Why are you filming?" Kyle asked. "BECAUSE! I WANTED TO MAKE A SLIDESHOW AT THE END OF SUMMER TO SEE HOW MANY TIMES WE CAN GET VAMPETTE ON FILM!" Alvin said, as if it was obvious.

"Okay well, why don't we all go to bed and-" "SHUT UP!" Vampette snapped. "She's giving her evil scheme monologue," Alvin explained.

"You've all foiled my plans," Vampette started. "Well duh, you and Ian aren't the sharpest pencils in the box," Kyle said.

"Whatever. Now I have a foolproof plan. Brainwash the students into being his slave, then, the world! I didn't have to brainwash your little teacher friend, he found me!" Vampette said.

"And how will that be foolproof?" Brittany asked. Will pulled out dodge balls that have been charged with deadly blue electricity. "GASP!" Nicki said. Everyone looked at her. "No one else? Fine."

"Anyway, let's start with these two female rats!" Vampette said, disappearing in a sparkly blue cloud, bringing Will with her. Kyle, Alvin, and Jeff's mouths hung open, and the camera slid right out of Jeff's paws.

OH NO! THE EVIL CHIPETTE IS MAKING ANOTHER COMEBACK! AND WILL WENT TO HER SIDE! WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO OUR HEROES NOW? No, not so much?

Sorry to leave you guys on a cliffhanger. See you in the next chapter. Remember to leave some reviews. PEACE!