"So is this some kind of a joke?"
-Laugh- "The joke's on you Kaiba. When you attacked, you thought I only had one defender. But now I have many. And I'm getting more and more defenders by the second."
And the Kuriboh multiplied like rabbits in the mating season. And they multiplied. And multiplied. And multiplied some more. Until they grew so full of love for the person who had created them that they latched onto Yugi and wouldn't let go, their little purple eyes overflowing with tears of love for their maker.
"Okay, now you can stop multiplying. No Kuriboh, I'm serious! STOP YOUR F***ING MULTIPLYING OR I'LL RIP YOUR F***ING HEADS OFF AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR F***ING NONEXISTANT A***ES. GOT THAT YOU LITTLE SHRIMPS?!!!?"
And yet the Kuriboh continued to multiply, ignoring their master and adoring him some more. As Yugi continued swearing, Tea looked at Tristan, Tristan looked at Bakura, Bakura looked at Joey, and Joey sighed.
"Guys? I think Yug's finally lost it."
They look at Kaiba who was watching with an amused expression on his face. All they can see of Yugi is his blonde fringe sticking out and his purple eyes glowing faintly as his shoulders sagged in either defeat or the weight of the 'shrimps'. He looked at Kaiba pleadingly.
"Please Kaiba, just kill me. These things were the worst idea I ever had.
"You can say that again. Although Yugi, I have to admit that it was funny enough to almost make me laugh. But now the match, is over."
And Kaiba used Reborn the Monster to bring back the Summoned Skull and the Dark Magician and used them to eat the Kuriboh and roast them over a small bonfire found in the centre of the duelling area, where Yugi's so-called friends ran around holding banners up, proclaiming Kaiba's victory and how Yugi sucks so bad.
"But but but but… fine you can have the star chips. I don't need them. Here take my deck as well I don't need that either. I'm going to become… A PROFESSIONAL DOILIE MAKER!!!
And with that Yugi Moto was last seen jumping off the tower on top of Pegasus' castle and is presumed dead. Kaiba picked up the star chips and waltzed inside Pegasus' castle doing the Nutbush and the Macarena at the same time. Pegasus was waiting there and he joined in until Kaiba punched him and his toon world to the farthest reaches of the earth and used Bakura's millennium ring to restore his brother's soul and they lived happily ever after.
After a couple years though a new doilie maker started to make themselves known. They called themselves "FLOWER POT"!