Okaaay so I finally got around to editing this hahaaa ^~^

I obviously don't own Fairy Tail.

"It's simple, girls like it when you act like a jerk." Natsu was explaining to Romeo, who diligently wrote down every word Natsu said in a notebook. "If you're nice to them they're more likely to dump or cheat on you. Girls like dating jerks."

"Are you sure you should be telling that to a freshmen? We really don't want another you." Gray called from the back, setting up his black electric guitar.

"Yeah, yeah whatever." Natsu said into his mic.

"Are you sure, Natsu?" Romeo asked nervously.

"I'm positive." Natsu smirked. "I like to call it 'The Jerk Theory'."

"Loke, Gajeel, hurry up, you're on in 5." Jellal yelled at the boys, who were lazily sitting on the back of the stage drinking.

Loke sat behind his drum set and began to play the beat to their first song.

Gajeel grumbled a bit but got up and did a quick sound check on his base.

Natsu, Gray, Loke, and Gajeel were in a band they were called Fairy Tail. They were famous throughout their school but were still working on getting known by music producers. Jellal was their manager. They started their band during their freshmen year, and now they're all juniors.

Crowds of people started to flood inside the building. Once all the seats were full. The boys began playing.

.:oOo:. .:oOo:. .:oOo:. .:oOo:. .:oOo:.

Once they finished playing, Natsu and the boys left through the back. Fairy Tail was allowed to play on the stage in their school theater, but only on Fridays during lunch. So they still had to make it to class.

While exiting the theater, Natsu noticed a girl with shoulder length blonde hair was past him, holding a couple of books in her slender arms. Natsu stared at the girl as she walked away, not noticing himself drooling. She was sexy.

Natsu spent the rest of his day thinking about the gorgeous blonde he had seen earlier. Daydreaming, wondering when he might see her again.

"She was so fucking sexy." Natsu said to his band mates as they were stuffing their faces in pizza. "How could guys not see her after we left the stage?"

"Asshole, we were trying to get our equipment from the stage. Maybe you should help us next time instead of staring at random girls." Gray retorted.

"What are you talking about? I did help."

"The only thing you picked up was the mic." Gray glared at the pink haired boy. Natsu simply grinned back.

"I still helped."

"Hey Natsu, how come you don't have a girlfriend?" Romeo asked him. Romeo had sort of become Natsu's sidekick. He was always with him. "You always tell me about your 'Jerk Theory' so why don't you have one?"

"I don't need one." Natsu answered, nonchalantly taking another bite of pizza.

"More like he can't stay with the same girl for more than a week." Loke started. "He just randomly goes on dates with girls. He'll never have a steady girlfriend."

"What's that supposed to mean?!" Natsu yelled.

"Exactly what I said, idiot." Loke said. "You really shouldn't take advice from him, Romeo. He's the only one here who isn't in a relationship."

"Even if he got one, he wouldn't be able to keep her for long." Gajeel added with a smirk.

What Loke had said was true. The other members of Fairy Tail were dating. Loke was happily dating Aries. Gray was with Juvia, who had literally begged him to go out with her. Even Gajeel was dating, though it was the last person you'd expect to see him with, Levy.

"So what? Girls love me. Why tie myself to one?" Natsu said casually, while grabbing some more pizza. "Either way I'm still gonna get me a date with blondie."

I did this a while ago but never got around to actually updating haha ^^; but here it is :P